How Uga got to viking time
in the year 9.998 B.C a young caveman Named after his father Uga were born in what we call germany today.
he spent most of his life traveling north with his cave tribe listening to the shamans songs and hunting for wild animals like sabercats and mammoths.
but one day Uga and his brohter Ourgh Ourgh was hunting for a band of mammoths he and his brother saw a glimt of somthing weird in a distance, Uga and Ourgh Ourgh went too see what it were.
when they reached it they did not understand what it were, they had never seen such thing, Ourgh Ourgh tryed to hit it with his club but nothing happned, the machine had alot of weird lights on it therefor Uga tought it were somthing from the Sun God. Uga knew it were Special and he wanted it for himself so he grabed his club and swings it into Ourgh Ourgh's Face, Uga were shocked that he did that too his own brother, it's the power of the sun god he said to himself but then uga stepped into the thingy and weird things happned he could see weird lights, pepole, his father and then suddenly he were fell into a strange boat.
Uga looked around, it were pepole, pepole wearing shiny clothes and shiny clubs. one of them took his sword against Uga's face and said: Who are you and wy are you here ?
Uga didint know the strange language and simply said: Uga Brugh Owgh!
the impossible had happned Uga had timetraveled to the Viking age with somthing he tough were a gift from the gods.
years later he became a fearsome warrior, master with the Javelin but still holding on to his Mighty club.
EDIT: christianity = middle-east relgion stealing Pagan traditions and symbols.