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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2011, 02:32:58 PM »
One does not simply walk into Dhorak Keep.
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2011, 04:06:55 PM »
What do you call a smart Nord? A tourist ha ha ha
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2011, 05:30:35 PM »
"The best defense is a large feast" ~King Harlaus
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2011, 05:43:30 PM »
King Harlaus walked past a feast.
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2011, 11:09:23 PM »
Hah. :lol:
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2011, 09:48:11 PM »
Quote from: Blead on July 21, 2011, 05:30:35 PM
"The best defense is a large feast" ~King Harlaus

LOL  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2011, 02:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Comrade Temuzu on July 21, 2011, 02:32:58 PM
One does not simply walk into Dhorak Keep.

Heh, that actually sounds mordorish...
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2011, 01:21:31 AM »
What do you want to say to Armagan?

GOD MAKE KING HARLAUS FATTER IN GIRTH GOD CREAMY BOLLOCKS YOU GOD FORSAKEN RAT!
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2011, 01:41:29 AM »
I don't get it.
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2011, 07:36:07 AM »
Nothing to get.


What the favorite Rhodoks bird?
Duck...

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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2011, 08:00:43 PM »
Yeah there was nothing to get.

CREAMY BOLLOCKS YUM YUM!
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2011, 04:44:20 PM »
Soooo Ymira walks into a bar...
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2011, 03:39:28 PM »
Quote from: theAthenian on August 03, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
Soooo Ymira walks into a bar...
Could you repeat? For unknown reason I couldn't focus on what you've been saying... :oops:
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2011, 05:25:36 PM »
What do you call a Swadian Knight who's been dismounted...

A part of the cripple.

Not very funny eh?
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Re: Mount&Blade Themed Jokes
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2011, 05:46:17 PM »
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