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What should Pixelland's Government be? (Lets be serial this time)

Lets be a Dictatorship and give Pixel all the power! Police State ftw
4 (21.1%)
Lets be a Monarchy and give Pixel all the power unless he dies! Feudalism ftw
1 (5.3%)
Lets be a Republic and force pixel to comply with elections. Autonomous provinces ftw!
3 (15.8%)
Lets be a Democracy and deal with horribly inefficient elections and poor representation. Free Speech though.
0 (0%)
Lets be Communist and have a workers paradise and a powerful military! State Property!
8 (42.1%)
Lets be a Theocracy and go around preaching some dogmatic religion and killing people because they aren't Confucianist enough!
3 (15.8%)

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2011, 08:53:01 AM »
I wish to be the random representative.
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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2011, 08:54:01 AM »
I'll be your diplomat.
I may be Adolf Hitler, but I put my roof on one metal sheet at a time like everyone else.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2011, 03:59:08 PM »
In reality, Hannibal was bad ass, more so then most Romans, but Cathrage was shit, especially with its bureaucracy.
So... You're suggesting we go for the horrible corrupt country where random military leaders fight civil wars just to come to power...
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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2011, 04:45:26 PM »
The Maggots in the Forum Warz are no different... besides, I've heard nothing about that in Carthaginian History... may be wrong though.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2011, 04:52:43 PM »
*Science advisor*
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Raise her from the dead
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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2011, 05:05:48 PM »
In reality, Hannibal was bad ass, more so then most Romans, but Cathrage was shit, especially with its bureaucracy.
So... You're suggesting we go for the horrible corrupt country where random military leaders fight civil wars just to come to power...
Even during it's corruption, it was the most comfortable place to live in the world.
How's that for global ***** brutality?

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2011, 07:20:44 PM »
Doom metal, man.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2011, 08:21:47 PM »
Average General please?
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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2011, 08:24:12 PM »
As much as I'd rather be a general, considering my militaristic past with Civ 4, I'll take up the mantle of finance and become a financial advisor! Huzzah!
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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2011, 08:45:18 PM »
I'll be giving you a run for your money. I'm about the worst person for finances in Civ 4, ever.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2011, 08:49:33 PM »
Dibs on Foreign Adviser. This should go well.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2011, 09:07:41 PM »
Pixelland's cabinet is now full! Everyone else is now either a general or Governor, your choice.
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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2011, 02:18:20 AM »
I'm signing myself up as the commander of the RHHS Special Forces. The Red Headed Hooker Squad.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2011, 02:36:29 AM »
In reality, Hannibal was bad ass, more so then most Romans, but Cathrage was shit, especially with its bureaucracy.
So... You're suggesting we go for the horrible corrupt country where random military leaders fight civil wars just to come to power...

Why not?

Also, Carthage can be reborn as something better considering Hannibal is LEADING it.

Not to mention the Maggots ensured they got good leaders by a sort of, survival of the fittest regime. Whoever managed to claim power in the set "elections" or regulated battles for government supremacy won power.

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Re: Pixel's AAR Thread
« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2011, 02:50:03 AM »
And if the great Overlord were to involve himself in those elections, there would be no contest. They'd just automatically say, as soon as His Majesty steps onto the field, "Overlord Payne has won" and then the Maggots would be properly ruled from then on, "secretly" tributing everything worthwhile (not much, sadly) to the Glorious High State of Paynia.

Suck on it.
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