Author Topic: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution  (Read 4510 times)

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 05:00:30 PM »
I have heard about this Seff person, is he real or is it a myth, they say he likes little children, young and fresh,in any case I haven't had that pleasure of encountering him.

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 05:45:25 PM »
im 9 whats this
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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2011, 05:47:34 PM »
I have heard about this Seff person, is he real or is it a myth, they say he likes little children, young and fresh,in any case I haven't had that pleasure of encountering him.

Oh c'mon, you've got to have seen him. He's been posting quite a lot lately. And he doesn't like young children, he likes girls from the age 15 onwards :P
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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2011, 05:48:25 PM »
I'm flacid what is this?
facts is facts ill kill you if you touch these snacks

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2011, 05:59:19 PM »
It's a masturbation tread, you need to arouse us so we could make fapping festival .

And he doesn't like young children, he likes girls from the age 15 onwards :P
Young girls...they are always interesting because of good looks and naiveness, but I'd trade any of them for an experienced cat like Kylie Minogue , 42 and still makes me tingle in  a weird place.

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2011, 06:00:31 PM »
Ooooh, I'd peel those bananas right off of her.
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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2011, 06:07:21 PM »
good xD

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2011, 06:08:40 PM »
Who called?
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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2011, 06:10:37 PM »
So Vadermaths summoning spells do work, Welcome Seff!

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2011, 06:12:56 PM »
 :P
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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2011, 06:13:29 PM »
Am I the only one who gets turned off whilst seeing a black man's penis in porn? I go all "Awww, I'm never gonna be hung like that" and my dick gets kinda wobbly.

You'll have to imagine it is orc pounding elf chick, then it gets interesting again.
That actually didn't came on my mind, interesting perspective I must admit, you sir are a genious, a true master fapper!

Yeah, project it into a fantasy and you don't have to worry about not being born as a well hung black man.



... unfortunately that tactic comes with couple of ill side effects... your human paladin or halfing thief will never be confident to themself again, because deep down inside they know, they will never be that well hung orc warrior..

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2011, 06:16:36 PM »
You seem to have misspelled 'tauren' in that sentence, mate.
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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2011, 06:49:40 PM »
Fap, you say?

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2011, 08:24:52 PM »
Yea, fine drapes.. :roll:

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Re: ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2011, 08:37:23 PM »
That made me think about Red Dead Redemption and the amount of times 'fine' was used when talking about horses.
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