Yarn of insignificant questions

[Bromden]

His kickass theme song.

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Looked into the person of Grigorij Rasputin.
Nasty death, tough dude. But what, aside from the loooong death was he famous for?

A holy man and mystic, sent by Virgin Mary herself to help the Czar and his family, where he he healed the Czarevich, humped every chick in the court (and out of the court), threw insane parties, and in the long run undermined the people's trust in the Czardom, helping it to it's imminent demise.

In short: His life was as awesome as his death.

[Sir Hitson Winsler]

My favourite part was when the prostitute stabbed him.

[Si-A-erra.]

My steam's been ******** up ever since I downloaded Rome TW, re installing now, hopefully it wont crash every 20 min now.

I feel your pain. Every time I try to start RTW it says "Can't find Steam", followed by me pointing at the screen and yelling "It's right there!"

Uh glad its not just me !

RTW is always been a bit buggy, but once it is fused with the amazing steam...its just ******** awful

[FrisianDude]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Steam sux.

[Eктωρ]

Rasputin's dick was also almost half a meter long. Seriously, the thing is kept at a museum.

[Lord Brutus]

Rasputin's dick was also almost half a meter long. Seriously, the thing is kept at a museum.

At the risk of asking an insignificant question, which museum would that be?  Do they ever send it on tour?

Legend has it that the same fate befell John Dillenger's dick, although the Smithsonian denies its existence.

[AWdeV]

They're here!

[Sir Hitson Winsler]

A bull's penis similar to this one, intended for use as a cattle whip, was given to the museum's founder as a boy and sparked a lasting interest in penises.

[Lord Tim]

You'll find the penis here.
Also it wasn't half a meter, it was thirty centimeters.

[Wellenbrecher]

A bull's penis similar to this one, intended for use as a cattle whip, was given to the museum's founder as a boy and sparked a lasting interest in penises.

Using a bull's penis as a cattle whip is so bloody morbid

[AWdeV]

I never knew cattle were into S & M.

[IA]

  Reminds me of the one of the times I had to go to Japan on business they were having some sort of ritual. Whatever it was it ended up with a bunch of young women in  student attire riding a giant wooden penis battering ram down the street while monks banged on gongs. The girls in the crowd were  sucking on big phallic  confections on sticks two at a time and chanting something. Business associate's turned to me and said,"Yup...We are definitely in Japan."

[Sir Hitson Winsler]

You'll find the penis here.
Also it wasn't half a meter, it was thirty centimeters.

Turns out its a sea cucumber.

[krik]

Could anyone on TW identify a genital wart? Because if this is herpes I'm going to ******** murder my girlfriend.

[Wellenbrecher]

Go see a doc about it. Better safe than sorry.

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forgot, 'murika.