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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #885 on: February 07, 2012, 06:30:25 PM »
singing the theme song while walking to school, writing tests/exams, and trying to find the cheat menu bar when your girlfriend decides to dump you.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #886 on: February 10, 2012, 02:13:40 AM »
You dont play Angry Birds, you play Angry Rhodoks
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #887 on: February 10, 2012, 08:08:26 AM »
...when you think that "Saracens" is the game name of Sarranid Sultanate and Mongols were actually Khergits in reality
...when you tell your friend not to buy this Sturdy Shirt
...when you are bored to walk to school and you are thinking of pressing Ctrl + Mouse 1,realising that this is not happening.
...when you ask you girlfriend's hand in marriage from her father,hoping that your relationship will deteriorate (and he will not wish to hear about you again) and he says "YES!! About time!!" -True Story :cry:
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #888 on: February 10, 2012, 08:13:39 AM »
 :lol:

Some time ago, I had a screenshot of the dialog menu, in which Chobo the Barbarian attacks me, put as my desktop background: "Chobo kill you now and then Chobo is victory!!" So each time I started up my laptop, I was scared to death: 'Oh shit, Chobo's attacking me', before realising that it was just my desktop...
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #889 on: February 13, 2012, 07:37:46 PM »
When you get so tired of playing with everyone else you try working with Swadia
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #890 on: May 19, 2012, 11:19:08 PM »
Playing with swadians, not as swadians
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #891 on: May 19, 2012, 11:40:46 PM »
When you can recognize a lord by his banner alone.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #892 on: May 20, 2012, 01:43:46 AM »
When you instantly know who is the owner of every goddamn fief in the game.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #893 on: May 20, 2012, 02:24:47 AM »
Quote from: Volkodav on May 20, 2012, 01:43:46 AM
When you instantly know who is the owner of every goddamn fief in the game.

LOL THis one is very good!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #894 on: May 20, 2012, 05:09:17 AM »
Quote from: Captured Joe on February 10, 2012, 08:13:39 AM
:lol:

Some time ago, I had a screenshot of the dialog menu, in which Chobo the Barbarian attacks me, put as my desktop background: "Chobo kill you now and then Chobo is victory!!" So each time I started up my laptop, I was scared to death: 'Oh shit, Chobo's attacking me', before realising that it was just my desktop...

Of all things that could scare you shitless in TEatRC, you picked Chobo? What about Vaegir-stop-********-running-and-shoot-us-full-of-lead-Cossacks? What about those gorramn Filaharnists who just won't die, ever? What about poke-happy Winged Hussars that make mincemeat out of pretty much everything that isn't mounted?What about *gulp* IMPERIAL HANDCANNON?

On-topic: I know I've played too much WB when I have memorized the stats of all in-game units.

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #895 on: May 20, 2012, 12:22:07 PM »
You know, seeing a line of Winged Hussars slowly coming towards you is the most scaring M&B experience ever, IMO. :shock:
But it can't be just captured in a screenshot.
Chobo's dialog menu, which is visible every time he's about to attack you, can.

And Filaharnists? My Doppelsoldners eat them for breakfast, and dismounted Vaegirs for dinner.
Or at least in the vanilla M&B version of tEatRC.

On-Topic: When you call Poland the 'Grand Duchy' and Bavaria/Austria 'Swadia'.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #896 on: May 23, 2012, 02:57:31 AM »
Quote from: TheSarranid on February 10, 2012, 02:13:40 AM
You dont play Angry Birds, you play Angry Rhodoks

Never wanted to quote anything so much as right now.  :o
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #897 on: May 23, 2012, 05:09:49 AM »
When you want to hold a broom straight forward while riding your bike :lol:

PS: It is a little bit like the "animus" situation in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood... like seeing the people in the fort...
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #898 on: April 23, 2013, 10:03:44 AM »
when you're getting mugged:

mugger- give me the cash :)
you-... :shock:
mugger-Didn't you bring any? :cry:
you- No, but I brought steel :lol:
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Warband when...
« Reply #899 on: April 23, 2013, 10:19:09 AM »
Hallelujah! It is almost a year since someone posted in this thread! You won a virtual cookie, mate.
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