Ye Ol' Thread of Bad (and Original) Puns

[Nipplemelter]

Gong farming....now there is a shitty job.

*rimshot*

Professor Oak....he must have some good "wood" for his age.

*rimshot*

[Tiberius Decimus Maximus]

Oh, wait, do they have to be puns you have made yourself, or just some you've picked up along the way?
'Cus I could probably just fill this thread with Sokka jokes.

[Nipplemelter]

Either way works.

[silencekyo]

Look at that star over there. Its called the Dog star. Siriusly?

[Magorian Aximand]

This thread is puny.

[Corndawg]

This thread is puny.

It is rather small at the moment.....

[silencekyo]

I knew someone once who was a monorail enthusiast. He had a one track mind.
*
Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a car, and then that he was part of the wheel?
He woke up exhausted and tired.
*
Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.
*
Q: How can you tell when a bucket gets sick?
A: It becomes a little pale.


Some more puns i have heard before.

[Captain Pyjama Shark]

puncreas

[Magorian Aximand]

This thread is puny.

It is rather small at the moment.....

Yeah, I thought I'd better get it in while I still could!

I've got a few animal puns, but beeware, they can be pretty corny.

[Gamerwiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWH5XubGKLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F3Kqgzbhm0

Best of the one-liner and pun comedians.

[Mabons]

Gosh I was watching mock the week, and this comedian said nothing all show, and then when it came to the "unlikely" part of it, he just burst open with all these hilarious puns etc.

I really want to know his name

[Gamerwiz]

Gosh I was watching mock the week, and this comedian said nothing all show, and then when it came to the "unlikely" part of it, he just burst open with all these hilarious puns etc.

I really want to know his name

Was it one of the 2 from the videos I posted? Both Stewart Francis and Milton Jones are frequent guests on Mock the Week.

[Magorian Aximand]

I enjoyed the Stewart Francis video quite a lot. Funny dude.

[Sir Hitson Winsler]

Is it because he is Canadian?

(make your own bloody jokes up)

[McBeverage]

******** A, can't think of any puns for once.  What the hell is this?