I don't want to make fun of Turk-Turk. He's delightful with his baffling posts. Besides, I'm pretty certain he stopped being serious ages ago and is just enjoying the confusion his nonsense creates. Even if he didn't, he's still a fun addition to the forums by not being an irritating little shit whose ideas of being a contributing poster is flaming like a 13 year old, unlike some 13 year olds.