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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2220 on: March 09, 2012, 03:30:09 AM »
Maybe you are a simply a freak of nature!
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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2221 on: March 09, 2012, 03:33:53 AM »
Oh god.. I'm ancalimoron's missing Turkish link.

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2222 on: March 09, 2012, 08:10:20 AM »
We all are.

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2223 on: March 09, 2012, 09:25:50 AM »
Do you play warband? just wondering?
I played the first game a bit and reached the level cap and stopped playing. I don't have time at the moment so I don't play computer games. University, doctorate, music and our Proto-Turkic experiments (totally ethical measurements of responses of the brain using sound vibrations that are calculated using formulas I don't understand anything about) on people who don't know a thing about Turkic languages (and some people who can not hear from birth) is taking most of my time.

By the way, I have a special super power (if you let me set up the proper sound system in proper conditions) to make all people speaking different languages positioned in correct area to taste peaches, feel the sense of falling or flying (depends on how you interpret it), become thirsty, etc by simply using my guitar and a computer using preconfigured sound vibrations.
One suggestion, ancalimon: purchase the key for Warband, start playing it, and stop bothering us with your nonsense theories and studies! :lol:
« Last Edit: March 09, 2012, 09:32:22 AM by lordJehovah »
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Since that's you saying it, I'm going to assume that means that you once raped a mailbox.
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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2224 on: March 09, 2012, 12:52:33 PM »
I disagree. He is hilariously crazy, not frustratingly stupid. Keep on posting Mr. Turk-Turk!
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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2225 on: March 09, 2012, 02:40:30 PM »
Haha.. maybe you're right, Nahkuri. He does good posting his posts, acting like a jester and entertaining us with  his "genius" facts. :lol:

Okay, keep posting, and we'll keep replying accordingly, ancalimon. Moreover, if you stop your thread, we'll just be bored, having nothing to do. :lol:
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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2226 on: March 09, 2012, 03:03:20 PM »
I refuse to believe you are a university funded researcher. If so, please give me the name of the institution where you carry out these so-called "scientific" experiments.

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2227 on: March 09, 2012, 03:11:41 PM »
International University of Jerks, Maniacs and Idiots, I suppose. :lol:
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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2228 on: March 09, 2012, 03:15:25 PM »

By the way, I have a special super power (if you let me set up the proper sound system in proper conditions) to make all people speaking different languages positioned in correct area to taste peaches, feel the sense of falling or flying (depends on how you interpret it), become thirsty, etc by simply using my guitar and a computer using preconfigured sound vibrations.

What the **** is this about? I find this possibly more confusing than proto-turkzzzzz...

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2229 on: March 09, 2012, 05:05:48 PM »
Is it me or does his "level cap" comment about the "first game" mean he only played the demo?  If so, what a cheapskate bastard who doesn't even help bolster his Turkish economy but just uses their forums for propaganda slop.

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2230 on: March 09, 2012, 09:13:04 PM »
I refuse to believe you are a university funded researcher. If so, please give me the name of the institution where you carry out these so-called "scientific" experiments.
It's not funded by any university and I'm not one of the core researchers. Besides I wouldn't call what we do as scientific. It's more "paranormal". And no it's not anything like X-Men before you start making fun. :P
« Last Edit: March 09, 2012, 10:16:53 PM by ancalimon »

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2231 on: March 09, 2012, 10:35:18 PM »
lol! you cant do history or reality properly, how the **** are you playin with stuff that theres even less known about?!

thats if you even do, which i doubt i reckon you just whack off all day wearing your fez
But my deduction to all these problems is much more believable.


Or maybe your Turk boner is speaking instead of you again.

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2232 on: March 09, 2012, 11:23:04 PM »
No dye for it. I honestly don't know why my beard hair is lighter.

You could've eaten your twin brother when you were a phoetus, and thus you have two different genes on your body, meaning your beard is one colour and your hair is other. That happens.
Far out, dude. That truly is the worst hippy poppycock I've heard and read all year, and frankly not something I'd expect to hear from anyone else but a prepubescent runaway.

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2233 on: March 09, 2012, 11:24:25 PM »
Because eating things =integrating their DNA. Isn't that how the Animorphs worked?
"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."

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Re: Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?
« Reply #2234 on: March 10, 2012, 01:07:45 AM »
No dye for it. I honestly don't know why my beard hair is lighter.

You could've eaten your twin brother when you were a phoetus, and thus you have two different genes on your body, meaning your beard is one colour and your hair is other. That happens.

I think his Y chromosome grow a T-U-R-K branch that made him like that.