Is Mythology the turth disguised as a Tale? or a Tale to disguise a Turth?

[Nahkuri]

Maybe you are a simply a freak of nature!

[Salander]

Oh god.. I'm ancalimoron's missing Turkish link.

[Rule zum Rabensang]

We all are.

[Pachinko]

Do you play warband? just wondering?

I played the first game a bit and reached the level cap and stopped playing. I don't have time at the moment so I don't play computer games. University, doctorate, music and our Proto-Turkic experiments (totally ethical measurements of responses of the brain using sound vibrations that are calculated using formulas I don't understand anything about) on people who don't know a thing about Turkic languages (and some people who can not hear from birth) is taking most of my time.

By the way, I have a special super power (if you let me set up the proper sound system in proper conditions) to make all people speaking different languages positioned in correct area to taste peaches, feel the sense of falling or flying (depends on how you interpret it), become thirsty, etc by simply using my guitar and a computer using preconfigured sound vibrations.

One suggestion, ancalimon: purchase the key for Warband, start playing it, and stop bothering us with your nonsense theories and studies!

[Nahkuri]

I disagree. He is hilariously crazy, not frustratingly stupid. Keep on posting Mr. Turk-Turk!

[Pachinko]

Haha.. maybe you're right, Nahkuri. He does good posting his posts, acting like a jester and entertaining us with  his "genius" facts.

Okay, keep posting, and we'll keep replying accordingly, ancalimon. Moreover, if you stop your thread, we'll just be bored, having nothing to do.

[Oberyn]

I refuse to believe you are a university funded researcher. If so, please give me the name of the institution where you carry out these so-called "scientific" experiments.

[Pachinko]

International University of Jerks, Maniacs and Idiots, I suppose.

[Eiríkr Rauði]

By the way, I have a special super power (if you let me set up the proper sound system in proper conditions) to make all people speaking different languages positioned in correct area to taste peaches, feel the sense of falling or flying (depends on how you interpret it), become thirsty, etc by simply using my guitar and a computer using preconfigured sound vibrations.

What the **** is this about? I find this possibly more confusing than proto-turkzzzzz...

[Skot the Sanguine]

Is it me or does his "level cap" comment about the "first game" mean he only played the demo?  If so, what a cheapskate bastard who doesn't even help bolster his Turkish economy but just uses their forums for propaganda slop.

[ancalimon]

I refuse to believe you are a university funded researcher. If so, please give me the name of the institution where you carry out these so-called "scientific" experiments.

It's not funded by any university and I'm not one of the core researchers. Besides I wouldn't call what we do as scientific. It's more "paranormal". And no it's not anything like X-Men before you start making fun.

[Ule]

lol! you cant do history or reality properly, how the **** are you playin with stuff that theres even less known about?!

thats if you even do, which i doubt i reckon you just whack off all day wearing your fez

[Eктωρ]

No dye for it. I honestly don't know why my beard hair is lighter.

You could've eaten your twin brother when you were a phoetus, and thus you have two different genes on your body, meaning your beard is one colour and your hair is other. That happens.

[Dryvus]

Because eating things =integrating their DNA. Isn't that how the Animorphs worked?

[Swordmaster]

No dye for it. I honestly don't know why my beard hair is lighter.

You could've eaten your twin brother when you were a phoetus, and thus you have two different genes on your body, meaning your beard is one colour and your hair is other. That happens.

I think his Y chromosome grow a T-U-R-K branch that made him like that.