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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8850 on: August 15, 2012, 10:41:24 AM »
Ah, but does she spit or swallow?
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8851 on: August 15, 2012, 10:41:34 AM »
Quote from: Eogan on August 15, 2012, 10:37:16 AM
Do vegans refuse to give blowjobs for ethical reasons?  Anyone know any vegans to ask?
Mighty icebreaker for on work, thanks.  :lol:
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8852 on: August 15, 2012, 10:42:00 AM »
I know a vegan who gives many a *******. It's one of the exceptions for putting meat in their mouth.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8853 on: August 15, 2012, 10:46:08 AM »
How much bragging rights does that guy get?

"Yeah, she used to be vegan, but, uhh... now she's DEFINITELY not, if y'know what I mean."  *elbows buddy suggestively*
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8854 on: August 15, 2012, 10:50:40 AM »
I imagined a cow saying that to another cow in a pasture.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8855 on: August 15, 2012, 11:56:46 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8856 on: August 15, 2012, 12:08:09 PM »
Ya know they have to get their proteins somewhere.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8857 on: August 15, 2012, 12:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Eogan on August 15, 2012, 10:37:16 AM
Do vegans refuse to give blowjobs for ethical reasons?  Anyone know any vegans to ask?
I doubt they'll refuse for ethical reason. Doesn't count under any definition of veganism I ever saw.

They might refuse because "ew, that's icky" or something like that.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8858 on: August 15, 2012, 06:48:56 PM »
I was working at a pretty hippyish festival but unfortunately I didn't think to ask a vegan for a ********. Or a vegetarian. Or a meat muncher. I seem to fail.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8859 on: August 15, 2012, 06:52:37 PM »
Is that why you came to Taleworlds?

In that case, BRING IN KOBRAG.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8860 on: August 16, 2012, 02:37:28 AM »
Quote from: krik on August 15, 2012, 10:50:40 AM
I imagined a cow saying that to another cow in a pasture.

You on drugs :wink:
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8861 on: August 16, 2012, 02:40:52 AM »
Quote from: pentagathus on August 15, 2012, 06:48:56 PM
I was working at a pretty hippyish festival but unfortunately I didn't think to ask a vegan for a ********. Or a vegetarian. Or a meat muncher. I seem to fail.

Trust me, you wouldn't want a meat muncher giving you a *******.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2012, 05:10:46 AM by Suspicious Pilgrim »
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8862 on: August 19, 2012, 10:48:35 PM »
Man, shower sex is so great. She even decided to take a shot at the ol' prostate massage.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8863 on: August 19, 2012, 10:59:47 PM »
Nice.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8864 on: August 19, 2012, 11:01:31 PM »
Finger in butt? Was it good?
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