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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8715 on: August 05, 2012, 07:33:18 PM »
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8716 on: August 05, 2012, 09:00:57 PM »
Jesus Christ. Ice play is awesome.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8717 on: August 05, 2012, 09:26:44 PM »
Jesice Chricet.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8718 on: August 05, 2012, 09:39:08 PM »
nice, FD.
but nothing beats a quickie in one of my favourite positions before getting dressed up all fancily to attend a family member's wedding. well, a quickie sometime during the wedding party might have, but that would've just been too complicated with all the tulle from my dress. heheh.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8719 on: August 05, 2012, 10:08:19 PM »
Quote from: Kobrag on August 05, 2012, 09:00:57 PM
Jesus Christ. Ice play is awesome.

Hahah, that it is... that it is. Even more wicked when the bottom is in bondage, but can still move slightly, and the top places an ice cube on a sensitive area (nipples, genitalia, etc), and commands the bottom to hold it there (while of course doing other wicked things to distract the bottom). I love doing that.  :twisted:
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8720 on: August 05, 2012, 10:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Paula on August 05, 2012, 09:39:08 PM
nice, FD.
but nothing beats a quickie in one of my favourite positions before getting dressed up all fancily to attend a family member's wedding. well, a quickie sometime during the wedding party might have, but that would've just been too complicated with all the tulle from my dress. heheh.
heheh,it might be easier for both if you girls wore short skirts. :lol:
Although i've got to admit,i like a girl in a dress. :wink:
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8721 on: August 05, 2012, 10:53:04 PM »
Two girls? I can only see one in that particular convo. :|

And anyway, it's a wedding.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8722 on: August 06, 2012, 08:51:01 PM »
Aaaand I'm no longer King Virgin of the forum.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8723 on: August 06, 2012, 08:52:15 PM »
:o

My time shall come as well (geddit, huehuehue)

Also, I assume its not with Red, you got a new girl and you didn't mentionned much about her.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8724 on: August 06, 2012, 08:53:33 PM »
Correct.
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"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8725 on: August 06, 2012, 08:56:42 PM »
A lady of questionable negotiations?
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They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed -- run over, maimed, destroyed -- but they continued to play anyhow. We really all were very happy for a while, sitting around not toiling but just bullshitting and playing, but it was for such a terribly brief time, and then the punishment was beyond belief; even when we could see it, we could not believe it.

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8726 on: August 06, 2012, 08:57:08 PM »
What?
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"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8727 on: August 06, 2012, 08:57:33 PM »
A lady of the night.
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They wanted to have a good time, but they were like children playing in the street; they could see one after another of them being killed -- run over, maimed, destroyed -- but they continued to play anyhow. We really all were very happy for a while, sitting around not toiling but just bullshitting and playing, but it was for such a terribly brief time, and then the punishment was beyond belief; even when we could see it, we could not believe it.

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8728 on: August 06, 2012, 08:57:53 PM »
LLandy means to ask if you had to pay her (the girl, not Llandy...unless the girl was Llandy D:)
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8729 on: August 06, 2012, 08:58:11 PM »
Oh, no. Former classmate from this year.
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"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."
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