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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8700 on: August 04, 2012, 06:25:36 AM »
Quote from: Cyborg Eastern European on August 02, 2012, 10:45:51 PM
In the end, everyone wins.

Except the Jews.



We can drink...
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8701 on: August 04, 2012, 12:41:23 PM »
But you never win.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8702 on: August 05, 2012, 02:49:51 AM »
I'd say drinking leads to winning. If you do it right.
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Quote from: Mrs. Dryvus on April 07, 2013, 01:10:55 AM
Jeeesus H. Christ, fellas. Shall I send the virgins a mixtape?  "Mrs. Dryvus: The Greatest Hits (Vol. 1)." I'll try not to squeal like a pig. No offense if the porcine thing is your thing.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8703 on: August 05, 2012, 05:49:03 AM »
Then you obviously do not do it right.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8704 on: August 05, 2012, 08:14:00 AM »
Winning!

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8705 on: August 05, 2012, 04:38:41 PM »
Quote from: Haresus on August 05, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Then you obviously do not do it right.

You don't know my nights.
Quote from: Mage246 on August 05, 2012, 08:14:00 AM
Winning!

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Quote from: Mrs. Dryvus on April 07, 2013, 01:10:55 AM
Jeeesus H. Christ, fellas. Shall I send the virgins a mixtape?  "Mrs. Dryvus: The Greatest Hits (Vol. 1)." I'll try not to squeal like a pig. No offense if the porcine thing is your thing.
Quote from: Captain Pyjama Shark on June 08, 2010, 11:08:15 PM
I like the pointy hat man.  He is affable.

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8706 on: August 05, 2012, 05:23:33 PM »
Quote from: Feragorn on August 05, 2012, 04:38:41 PM
You don't know my nights.

Nah. You're Jewish. Even when you're winning you secretly lose.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8707 on: August 05, 2012, 07:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Cyborg Eastern European on August 02, 2012, 10:23:22 PM
Thirty, actually.

Twenty-six.

I returned the favour with my magic fingers.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8708 on: August 05, 2012, 07:11:42 PM »
I can't imagine being able to make your fingernails grow on command would have been helpful in that situation.  :P
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8709 on: August 05, 2012, 07:12:20 PM »
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8710 on: August 05, 2012, 07:12:38 PM »
Which made you wrong.

Quote from: MadocComadrin on August 05, 2012, 07:11:42 PM
I can't imagine being able to make your fingernails grow on command would have been helpful in that situation.  :P

Well it was a two-for-one.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8711 on: August 05, 2012, 07:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Dryvus on August 05, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
Which made you wrong.
It's closer to 30 than it is to 20. :P

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Quote from: MadocComadrin on August 05, 2012, 07:11:42 PM
I can't imagine being able to make your fingernails grow on command would have been helpful in that situation.  :P

Well it was a two-for-one.
Double-jointedness may help a little, but I'm pretty sure most people would be slightly turned off at the sight. >:D
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8712 on: August 05, 2012, 07:16:23 PM »
Sure, but that's pretty irrelevant.
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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8713 on: August 05, 2012, 07:19:12 PM »
Like your penis was?  :P

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Re: The Sex Thread.
« Reply #8714 on: August 05, 2012, 07:29:40 PM »
Bitch please, I've been sitting in a stuffy apartment on a 41-degree day. Your kitchen is weaksauce.
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"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."
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