AAR: Me, Floris | Chapter 55 posted

[Satrab]

Hey, when is the next chapter, that everyones is waiting for ?

[Rallix]

Hey, when is the next chapter, that everyones is waiting for ?

Ten years from now. You will have lost all hope that Calradia will be defeated, then monnikje, will come in like torrent, reviving your dreams. ...Or next week.

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[Arnas]

Ten years later? That would be hell of a return

[Duh]

By then we will have ported Floris version 24.2a to Warband 5.

[Satrab]

And Floris's army will be mutilated by an army of super-ultra-gatling-phasor pistols and super-ultra-multi-energy assault rifles who has underbarreled-plasma-powered nuclear grenades? Noooooo...

[Duh]

Nope, after calradia its off to conquer the nazi base on the dark side of the moon.

[Satrab]

So, the Governator DID succeded his plan to establish a nazi base... Wow, why didn't monnikje wrote chapter 11 of his Hearts of Iron AAR?

Einstein: I see you've made a picture of the first Greenland rocket launch.
Jürgen: We are pretty proud of that. It was pretty hard to get good rocket launch over here.
Einstein: Although I wonder why you'd want to build such large rockets over here. What do you want to do with them?
Governator: Because we want to travel to the Moon.
Einstein: Why? Why the Moon?
Hitler: Because we like da moon!
Einstein: But... but... It's not very energy efficient to launch rockets to outer space from Greenland!
Hitler: It is up there very high, but not as high as maybe dirigibles or zeppelins or lightbulbs and maybe clouds.
Einstein: Gauss, help me! Hitler is getting heavy mental.
Gauss: Einstein is right. You'd be better off building a base in Brazil then at this cold, cold ground.
Governator: And draw attention to our plans? No, here nobody is watching us and can we do anything we want. Our first steps are made, and soon Greenland will be heavily industrialized, so we can build all parts at this forsaken region. Greenland will be the spearpoint to the German Space Conquest.

[Satrab]

Hmmm... No-one has posted here in 10 days. monnikje, don't you dare to abandon this! Then Ragnar and Hakim will eat your balls! Oh and sorry for the double post...

[11sparky11]

Hmmm... No-one has posted here in 10 days. monnikje, don't you dare to abandon this! Then Ragnar and Hakim will eat your balls! Oh and sorry for the double post...

Calm down he hasn't abandoned this.

[heckani]

Hope he has some new chapters for christmas

[Satrab]

I hope so too... Or even for November would be awesome...

[Anderhil]

I read this in joy, until Floris became a Hannibal clone. Seriously dude, you turned a fun king into a goddamn demon..

PREPARE TO BE PUNISHED! FLORIS WILL PUNISH YOU!!!!!!! IF HE FORGIVES YOU I'LL NOT!!!! I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!! THIS IS FOR HOLLAND!!!!!

[Surial]

For f------ immortal mad Floris, Calradic Holland, and of course, pork and chicken!!!

Now write the next chapter! 

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Or as the Wolf says: "I'l string you up"

[Duh]

I d wager that he is too busy working on the mod. We are getting great progress - so its worth it.

[rbcarter101]

I d wager that he is too busy working on the mod. We are getting great progress - so its worth it.

Here here!