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Ambalon

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3825 on: August 05, 2012, 08:33:30 AM »
Well, had a fuckload o'beer, laughed at the same stupid joke for over an hour and had a generally good time.
Time to hydrate and crash.
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Gold is for the mistress
Silver for the maid
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade
But iron - cold iron - is master of them all

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3826 on: August 07, 2012, 03:37:18 AM »
Well, who doesnt like a cold one?
Just because the Arms Merchants say it can crush through blocks
doesnt mean it will.

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3827 on: August 07, 2012, 04:40:58 AM »
Almost got caught by my girlfriend's crazy ass islamic parents.

approximately how many shots of vodka are needed to get me totally wasted in my narrow victory?

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3828 on: August 07, 2012, 04:59:08 AM »
That must make for a nerve wracking relationship. I felt stressed out enough when I was dating a girl with fairly strict Polish immigrant parents.

Good going!

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3829 on: August 07, 2012, 04:59:44 AM »
cheerrsss

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3830 on: August 07, 2012, 05:21:43 AM »
fregaorn tld me to sray heer so teah sorry i try ti opst herewee

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3831 on: August 07, 2012, 05:25:47 AM »
i bizsexualll As fucckkkk manm

Says the man that insisted I was a fag for being a brony  :lol:

**** YOUR GAY ASS SHIT.

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3832 on: August 07, 2012, 05:26:07 AM »
So what exactly were you doing with the dame that was compromising?

Besides drinking.
Jeeesus H. Christ, fellas. Shall I send the virgins a mixtape?  "Mrs. Dryvus: The Greatest Hits (Vol. 1)." I'll try not to squeal like a pig. No offense if the porcine thing is your thing.
I like the pointy hat man.  He is affable.

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3833 on: August 07, 2012, 05:26:37 AM »
shitttt im wsateddddddd

oph god im havingg turoble wth m exptremeties mm i ging to die?

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3834 on: August 07, 2012, 05:27:10 AM »
Very likely.

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3835 on: August 07, 2012, 05:27:33 AM »
i bizsexualll As fucckkkk manm

Says the man that insisted I was a fag for being a brony  :lol:

**** YOUR GAY ASS SHIT.

Transferred for TDM's convenience  :P

my dba bro iz cuul no wroies bronies pnois whatebv iz coollll

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3836 on: August 07, 2012, 05:28:18 AM »

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3837 on: August 07, 2012, 05:29:26 AM »
You'll feel like it in the morning, most likely.
Everything is better with chocolate.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3838 on: August 07, 2012, 05:31:09 AM »
I know you're drunk, but damn, this is getting hard to decipher  :lol:

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3839 on: August 07, 2012, 05:31:31 AM »
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