Today's my birthday so last night after work one of the bar managers gave me a birthday drink that he called a dead pirate, and I got wasted off of that one drink. I'm not sure if it was a 9 or a 12 oz. glass but he filled it to the brim with alcohol; the stuff I remember seeing go in there was Jager, Rumple minze, Goldschlager, Sambuca, Sailor Jerry, and a whole bunch of Bacardi 151. That's what I remember, there was a bit more. He had lined up shots of Sambuca for the rest of the security guards and told me the only way that they would get their drinks was if I downed mine all in one go.
I think he was joking, because after I downed it he was all like, "wow, I'm impressed," though I did have a burping session for like a minute afterwards where everyone thought I was gonna puke.
tl:dr I got drunk off of one drink.