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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3600 on: May 31, 2012, 12:37:53 PM »
Hey, you helped some animal get a meal. You should feel good about yourself
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3601 on: May 31, 2012, 07:31:09 PM »
Quote from: Kobrag on May 31, 2012, 07:30:14 PM
About two quarts of Baileys and four pints of Hobgoblin.

Think I over prepared for me mates birthday.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3602 on: June 02, 2012, 12:25:38 AM »
Oh man, some Bitch locked some door and ive been trying to opwn it for tha past hour. I couls foece my way in but i dont want to pay for the eamn door. Also i dont have my Tools with Me. Heh
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3603 on: June 02, 2012, 12:26:22 AM »
Quote from: Eino on June 02, 2012, 12:25:38 AM
Oh man, some Bitch locked some door and ive been trying to opwn it for tha past hour. I couls foece my way in but i dont want to pay for the eamn door. Also i dont have my Tools with Me. Heh
'S'dat how you call your penis?
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3604 on: June 02, 2012, 01:12:46 AM »
So I bizarrely threw up last night after drinking 6 beers, shortly after going to bed. Except it came out just in time to get all over the bathroom door, and floor, which caused me to foot-surf on the puke, to the toilet. It was nasty.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3605 on: June 02, 2012, 01:16:42 AM »
Quote from: Eino on June 02, 2012, 12:25:38 AM
Oh man, some Bitch locked some door and ive been trying to opwn it for tha past hour. I couls foece my way in but i dont want to pay for the eamn door. Also i dont have my Tools with Me. Heh

You sound like a rapist. Someone please call the police, that woman sounds like she needs help.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3606 on: June 02, 2012, 03:38:02 AM »
Quote from: Dryvus on June 02, 2012, 01:12:46 AM
So I bizarrely threw up last night after drinking 6 beers, shortly after going to bed. Except it came out just in time to get all over the bathroom door, and floor, which caused me to foot-surf on the puke, to the toilet. It was nasty.

 :lol: Please say you where wearing sandals for this.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3607 on: June 02, 2012, 06:03:37 AM »
Bare feet.
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"When the castle falls, all those inside will be put to the sword. Your herds will be butchered, your godswood will be felled, your keeps and towers will burn. I'll pull your walls down, and divert the Tumblestone over the ruins. By the time I'm done no man will ever know that a castle once stood here." Jaime got to his feet. "Your wife may whelp before that. You'll want your child, I expect. I'll send him to you when he's born. With a trebuchet."

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3608 on: June 02, 2012, 11:20:21 AM »
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3609 on: June 02, 2012, 03:05:12 PM »
Had to pick up a case of beer, just because of rgodfreys IQ-theorem.

Study for a bit, fire up Silent Storm, and down roughly half today.

EDIT: ...And that's the first time I've boiled eggs at 2:30.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3610 on: June 03, 2012, 07:16:41 AM »
Some friends over, had some beers and talked about general shit. Good fun.
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Gold is for the mistress
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Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade
But iron - cold iron - is master of them all

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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3611 on: June 03, 2012, 09:30:30 AM »
Wheat beers rock, but make me feel sick.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3612 on: June 05, 2012, 08:15:30 AM »
Quote from: Dryvus on June 02, 2012, 01:12:46 AM
So I bizarrely threw up last night after drinking 6 beers, shortly after going to bed. Except it came out just in time to get all over the bathroom door, and floor, which caused me to foot-surf on the puke, to the toilet. It was nasty.

Sounds almost like what happend to Me. Only better, thank god i have some Self humour and can laugh at myself for what happend.
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3613 on: June 08, 2012, 11:50:45 PM »
Day 1
Drunk. Yay!
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Re: The Drunks' Guild
« Reply #3614 on: June 10, 2012, 10:38:53 PM »
Beer in Munich was great. I had somewhere between four and six liters. Not sure. You know how it is.
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