Best/Lamest Superpower

[Rory]

What's your favorite superpower.  I'm in favor of teleportation myself.  Ever since I saw X-Men 2 I have wanted to teleport through the whitehouse, kicking the crap out of secret servicemen.

The lamest has to be the optic beams.  I mean come on...

[Grocat]

My favorite super power would be if my perception actually affected reality.  For instance, if I were to see a building, the distance would make it seem smaller, but it would actually BE smaller if I possessed this power.  It wouldn't be very useful, but i'd feel significant to no small degree.

My least favorite super power is to be able to exude mucus from your pores.

-Grocat the Latitudinous Mucus Exuder

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

Well, here's a pretty useless superpower:

The ability to grow your nails and shorten then from normal length to 2-3 inches long, as per Meg Griffin. The most you can do is give people stinging red marks and pop children's balloons.

[Wulfgar]

My favorite super power is to be able to grow money from your hair.  Hehehehe....
And flight!

My least favorite has to be lazer eyes. I mean come on! Cyclopes or whatever, how does he see! In info red all day. That would totally suck! But super mans lazer eyes are prety cool.

[Grocat]

Best:  The power to make people believe you are whatever nationality you claim you are.

Worst:  Being able to make yourself sad when you see a rainbow.

-Grocat the Silly Splashing Scottsman

[Temujin]

mind reading definately

worst? euhm any genetic bonus is great

[CrazyEyes]

They mean the genetic bonus that would suck the most, despite it being a step up from normalness.

Best : Superman, in total. Because he fucking rules (except in Justice League, then he's a pussy)


Worst : Invisibility. I mean, really, someone's going to notice you evantually.

[Grocat]

Best:  Stalinatism, the uncontrollable mutant power to become Joseph Stalin and rule enormous communist-ish countries with a cruel and iron fist.  And have a wierdly shaped body.

Worst:  Trotskism, the uncontrollable mutant power to magnetically attract ice picks to fly at one's head at unusual and unfortunate velocities.

-Grocat the Sufferer of Benign Trotskism

[Sir Prince]

Best:
http://forums.taleworlds.net/index.php/topic,10046.0.html

Worst: A pretty bad one would be tubgirl stuff.

[Orion]

The ability to freeze time. You can do anything if they can't do anything.

Worst power? Ummm..

Gotta be X-ray vision. You could see through walls, sure. But you'd just see the bones of the girl next door.

[Berny]

Best: the abilty to fly i mean how cool would it to be like a duck in the sky...

worst: bursting in fire... i mean come on youd burn the toast like everytime

[Orion]

I like his worst power... lol... burnin the toast.

Try this joke on your friends:

Tell your friend to say the follow words, in whatever order you choose, one at a time:

Most, Post, Coast, Boast

Then, ask them what they put in a toaster.

at least 75% of the time, they'll say toast.

Why would you wanna put toast in a toaster?

[Berny]

then youll laugh at them and then youll lose your friends for haveing the lamest superpower of telling jokes... jk

[Orion]

its not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be a mind-game sort of thing. It's hilarious to see them say toast.

You could also use this (less effective) alteration:

Slow, Mow, Glow, Bow

then ask them what to do when the light turns red.

about 50% say "Go"

[Thingy Master]

Coolest: Anything you touches explodes (Gambit, dont know about the comic but thats what he did in the show)
Lamest: Being fat