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Just wanted to post a new picture of me, taken yesterday evening.

Count me in!

I thought nude pictures were against the rules.

First by science, then by a drunken British nationalist.

Things just keep getting worse for that poor boy.

****, that was fun!

... How I shot web?

Ssh, don't say things like that!

Kobrag might hear you!

Worst part is, he lured me with the promise of Pokémon cards.

****ing Pokémon cards!

We don't talk about it.

've never mentioned it before to anyone.

He was 10 or 11, I think, so it's not like I got raped by a guy much older than me.

Albino said:

Were you "entered" or did you "enter" your brother?

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Both, as far as I recall.

Hershey said:

Woah woah, we're assuming here.

Maybe they just sucked each other off.

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That too.

Why the hell did I post that?!

****, I'm gonna regret that.

I'm just gonna ignore that post.

@ Locke:

Thanks. Or something.

@ Alex:

Why **** you too, buddy.

****, what did I expect?

... Never mind, Carry on.

That's more like it.

Sorry.

It's just, kinda, you know, my style.

... ****, I tell you the thing I'm most ashamed of, and you just tell me to use less spaces?

You can kiss my ass, the lot of you.

Firstly:

I'm drunk, and that's the only reason I'm writing this.

Secondly (or whatever):

When does it "count", so to speak? I'm gonna assume it counts when you've entered someone/you've been entered by someone.

According to above rule, I lost my virginity at about 8. Seriously, no ****.

It was to my brother.

I am not kidding you, and I've got absolutely no idea why I'm telling you ****ups, 'cause I've never told anyone else. Guess it's because of the booze.

I'm saying about 8, because it was before my parents got divorced, and they split when I was 9 or 10, as far as I recall, so it must be before then.

Sad part is, I remember it very vividly.

Eugh.

If that doesn't count, I'm still a virgin.

I know I'm gonna attract Kobrag with this, and you'll all ridicule me for this, but hey, I'm drunk.

Mage246 said:

I hear it bites, too.

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Vagina dentata?

Count me in!

What he said.

@ FrisianDude: Kiss my ass.

@ Buxton: So it would seem, wouldn't it?