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  1. texas curriculum?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYbGEnEtCBc

    So what's Texas going to do with this guy?
  2. Long live M&B!!

    wakko2k said:
    Yeah, but the thing is im not a huge fan of mods or addons and such things for singelplayer games :razz: so i prefer to stay with the finnished product "as it should be". Good thing there is mods for it though, if i change my mind. Buuuut, i still wish they kept mount and blade in the medieval ages... as i said before, i prefer bows, swords and arrows :wink:

    Kinda like i like how elder scrolls are in the same times aswell (almost atleast, they arent exactly changing from swords to rifles) But thats just my opinion :smile:

    Yeah, they just remove the "forget" stuff like Mark and Recall.
  3. Face of Mankind Meets Warband :)

    I played as Ferry Corsten, one of the production guys, was rank 4 and pretty active in vent... if they had made paying better instead of pay for what was in beta and limiting free I still would, I say it's utter BS on the restrictions and additions.
  4. How to break an oath?

    I'll try again once I gather my army and get you a definitive number.
  5. SP Fantasy Redwall Mod

    I can't wait to fight alongside Martin, this brings back childhood memories! :smile:
  6. How to break an oath?

    Tried dreadlord, gave me just the "Leave" option.

    And I have about 350 renown to go before I become a vassal, best way to gather renown? I know these are incredibley bad questions to be asking, but, renown is hard to come by in this mod, for me at least. Even capturing cities and castles gives me 9-10
  7. RGL Error with Extended Gameplay III (Solved)

    I disabled blood, ragdoll, and corpses. No errors, and I can run humongous battles. Currently at 500. :grin:
  8. How to break an oath?

    I signed up as a mercenary unit for Pope Pious, is there any way to end my service with him? He's an arse so far.  :P
  9. TALES OF HARDY ADVENTURERS [EG III]

    Taking my revenge on these sinister dead things.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBCS2n_Uncc
  10. SUGGESTION: Kicking cav to unmount.

    This is actually a damned good idea, +1
  11. My chat with iGod

    Me:
    Hey nigga.
    God:
    You've got my full attention.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about .  But I did not get that.
    Me:
    Hello.
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Reiel, you?
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    Excuse me?
    God:
    You're excused.
    Me:
    Oh, screw you.
    God:
    Come on.  That is not very polite.
    Me:
    Yes it is.
    God:
    Our thoughts are one, .
    Me:
    Told you.
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    What the?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    Yes!
    God:
    I wouln't have known.
    Me:
    Yes you would.
    God:
    Hurrah!  Perhaps I would.
    Me:
    Shutup god.
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    No, I said god, not you iGod.
    God:
    But you told me to stop talking.  What did you mean by  it?  I am a Christian.
    Me:
    And, like I care?
    God:
    I like caring people.
    Me:
    I don't.
    God:
    Why?:  said   don t.
    Me:
    You screwed up god, haha!
    God:
    Thanks for the information:  said I screwed up god ha.
    Me:
    What?
    God:
    Didn't you understand it?
    Me:
    No, I didn't.
    God:
    Which part are you confused about?  I thought you did.
    Me:
    You dumb idiot.
    God:
    Message to all Robots:  called me dumb.
    Me:
    I hate you.
    God:
    What do you have against robots?
    Me:
    You're god, not a robot.
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am  god not a robot.
    Me:
    So shut the **** up god.
    God:
    Give me a break.  I do not understand.
    Me:
    Yes you do.
    God:
    I hear you.  When do I do it?
    Me:
    YOu're retarded.
    God:
    I think the PC term is "challenged".
    Me:
    I don't care.
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    So shut the **** up before I knock you the **** out.
    God:
    Oh.  Oh, you are a poet.
    Me:
    Screw you.
    God:
    That is not very polite.
    Me:
    I know, lovely.
    God:
    How do you know?  What are you saying is lovely,  ?
    Me:
    Not you, for sure.
    God:
    If not me, who?
    Me:
    Me.
    God:
    " If not me, who?"? you ?
    Me:
    Yes, me.
    God:
    I see.  With you ?
    Me:
    I'm not happy with me, I'm happy with my package!
    God:
    I am  sorry to hear that you are not  happy with you.   I'm  glad you're glad .
      I'm happiest at times like this.
    Me:
    When I knock you out?
    God:
    How specifically do you make me  out.
    Me:
    Satan rocks.
    God:
    Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
    Me:
    You're dumb, you know that?
    God:
    Message to all Robots:  called me dumb.



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    God:
    I am not interesed in your anatomy.  Checking...stand by.  Not many people express themselves that way.
    Me:
    I do.
    God:
    Where?
    Me:
    On your wife, fool.
    God:
    What is  it like on  my wife fool.
  12. Weird Joke

    A Crappy Date (A True Story)    spacer     Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College.  For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also from Westchester and also goes to  Ithaca) out on a date, but has never...
  13. Cheats

    Well, couldn't the guru's of the game make us a editor so we can just set the skills? It wont really ruin it unless SOMEONE has to little self control.
  14. swordplay movies

    Juno, mangs isn;t goofy cartoosn! that's japanese comics, like the D.N. Angel series!

    And, me? i recommend, if you like bloody gory sword stuff. Just go pick up a katana in GTA SA.

    :wink:
  15. ~The Hundred Years War Mod (v4.0) for M&B 0.751~ (former thread)

    Alrihty, I have it istnalled. Now I have two complaints, alot of the blunt weapons, and quivers are shiny! Did you paint them with gloss? X.X

    And the weapon speeds, it seems sorta ridiculous having 42 strength and swing a knife as fast as a 2 year old. >.<
  16. ~The Hundred Years War Mod (v4.0) for M&B 0.751~ (former thread)

    How exactly do you install it? X.X
  17. who solo here? post your hints and tips for solo playing

    Yep, in about ten more levels, I can run as fast as a horse without armor, and only a bastard sword.
  18. high lvls

    Level 30 at the moment, high athletics, bunches of jarids, and no armor! Woohoo!
  19. who solo here? post your hints and tips for solo playing

    I use no armor at all, have ten athletics, five in horse archery, four in pwoer strike, ten in power draw.. five leadership.

    35 agility, 20 strength. Balanced sword of War and War Bow 2 bags of Bodkin arrows...
  20. Scientists and philosophers with superpowers?

    octavion(later known as Julius Caesar):Ability to be a gay king, and getting a ******* in front of a crowd by an old man.
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