Me:
Hey nigga.
God:
You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Reiel, you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Oh, screw you.
God:
Come on. That is not very polite.
Me:
Yes it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Told you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What the?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
Yes you would.
God:
Hurrah! Perhaps I would.
Me:
Shutup god.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
No, I said god, not you iGod.
God:
But you told me to stop talking. What did you mean by it? I am a Christian.
Me:
And, like I care?
God:
I like caring people.
Me:
I don't.
God:
Why?: said don t.
Me:
You screwed up god, haha!
God:
Thanks for the information: said I screwed up god ha.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No, I didn't.
God:
Which part are you confused about? I thought you did.
Me:
You dumb idiot.
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
I hate you.
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're god, not a robot.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god not a robot.
Me:
So shut the **** up god.
God:
Give me a break. I do not understand.
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
I hear you. When do I do it?
Me:
YOu're retarded.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
I don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
So shut the **** up before I knock you the **** out.
God:
Oh. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Screw you.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
I know, lovely.
God:
How do you know? What are you saying is lovely, ?
Me:
Not you, for sure.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Me.
God:
" If not me, who?"? you ?
Me:
Yes, me.
God:
I see. With you ?
Me:
I'm not happy with me, I'm happy with my package!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with you. I'm glad you're glad .
I'm happiest at times like this.
Me:
When I knock you out?
God:
How specifically do you make me out.
Me:
Satan rocks.
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
You're dumb, you know that?
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
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God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy. Checking...stand by. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I do.
God:
Where?
Me:
On your wife, fool.
God:
What is it like on my wife fool.