The Wedding Dance (Beta Download v.92)

Would you like an option to 'lock' yourself to the chariot?

  • Yes...I fall off too often

    Votes: 233 22.5%
  • Yes, but include option to turn it off.

    Votes: 647 62.5%
  • No.....I like the freedom of movement

    Votes: 155 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,035

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This mod is awesome!!!! Btw wat happened to Poli gap? I've not been able to get on the forums in a while and I saw that Poli was banned...what happened?
 
Besides "sexy armor" and nudity, how will this mod implement mature content? Just text and menus? Or scripts like Fury of Odin (whose content stemmed from "Viking rape button" jokes)?
 
Hell yes, you should release it. In fact I'd be disappointed if there wasn't mods with sex or nudity. Why shouldn't mods run the full range of expression? The base game is already for 'adults' considering it's about slaughtering 10,000 men before your sword, so to say other things are wrong is a joke to me. Plus your models look great.
 
Release it.  Don't listen to the prudes.  Who are these M&B players who are afraid to see nude or even semi-nude computer generated cartoon people, anyway?  Homeschooled born again Christians working on their Soldiers of Christ mods, no doubt...
 
All those features seem very interesting. And nice to see an expansion on the ladies quests:
Rosha said:
  new quests (mostly for the ladies of the court)
The Wedding Dance makes me think about 'Pirates!', where you woo the ladies in a mini game :smile:

I say good luck and hope you've come far in the process!
 
Adorno said:
All those features seem very interesting. And nice to see an expansion on the ladies quests:
Rosha said:
  new quests (mostly for the ladies of the court)
The Wedding Dance makes me think about 'Pirates!', where you woo the ladies in a mini game :smile:

I say good luck and hope you've come far in the process!

and then make bets with the boys to look underneath the ball gown skirts lol
 
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.
 
Chechen! said:
Those females are wierd  :roll:
the rest was fine, goodluck

There's nothing weird about a half naked woman, son.  The only thing weird is that I wonder why only the women would be wearing that scanty style of armor.  You should make the male armors like that too so there is more of a cohesive theme to the mod.  It would add to the NC17 feel too, as well as give it a more Sword & Sorcery mood
 
patkelly said:
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

actually Assassins dress like that so they could be Assassins instead of warriors XD
 
patkelly said:
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

*cough* retart *cough*
 
I like the social things in the ideas you have, new armours and weapons, come on take a look at the other mods. If you add drunken guys to Taverns and guys who just go browling with you when entering or guitar players would bring much more life into caladria.

About marry i dont think its a big fun thing, but to rise a child (godchild) what you have to feed over years till it grows up so it can join someday your Party would me more interestinct.

More Npcs in citys that dont walk or stand around just static and villagers they do work hardly instead of just walking around would be great.

Some jugglers and (castle zany?)
 
Wu-long said:
patkelly said:
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

actually Assassins dress like that so they could be Assassins instead of warriors XD

Not to get too bickery, but a good assassin would wear, you know, clothes.  Half-naked women with bits of jangly metal all over them tend to attract attention, and it's damn near impossible to move around in tight, reinforced leather, so that doesn't work either.  If you were planning on breaking into people's estates and killing them, dressing like Fantasy Amazon Barbie isn't going to help.

Not that what people actually wore matters; it's clearly only a stylistic choice, and half-naked warrior chicks with improbable armor are often the type of style people want to create/play.  I suppose I'm just irritated that it's a style that is A) absolutely everywhere and B) never even remotely justified in-world, leading one to assume that 99% of blows landed on females must be aimed directly at the nipples or the crotch, since these are the only parts that are armored with any degree of consistency.
 
Chris119119 said:
patkelly said:
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

*cough* Retard *cough*

You again. If you are looking for a mod where you can fap off to everyone, make one yourself. I agree with Patkelly. I don't mind naked women mods (as long as there is warning) but this striptease armor is bullcrap. They would be dead within minutes.

Also, please at least put a warning when you release this mod. I hate to sound like a cop or somthing but it needs to be done. And, I love the armors you have.

Edit: Fixed. ;D
 
Sfumato said:
Also, please at least put a warning when you release this mod. I hate to sound like a cop or somthing but it needs to be done.

I guess it would be pretty embarrassing if your mom walked in your room and saw all those nearly nude chicks on your computer screen, eh?
 
A relevant image:
Seff said:
womenrealisticarmor.jpg
It's the maker's call, but I do agree that "striptease armor" is logically silly. But if that's the fantasy style he/she wants to emulate, so be it. I agree with previous suggestions of scanty male armor and nude painted warriors, if that will fit. After all, doesn't the stereotypical barbarian walk around in a loincloth or fur briefs? Even the kid-friendly He-Man did so.
 
I like the idea of your mod - a lot. It seems to incorporate a lot of nice features I've always been missing.
Only I also find the female "armors" too over-the-top. Not that I'd mind sexy female fantasy armor, but those in your pictures are just silly (and not really sexy - in my eyes), in particular the first one. How do these plates even stick to the body?
I kind of like the Valkyrie one, except that she doesn't seem to be wearing anything around the groin  :shock:.

Still, everything else sounds great. So, yes I'm interested.



SantasHelper said:
Armors is overrated. It only protect from unseen openents or stray arrow. It also have negative effects on manoeuvrability. Usually really heavy armors were meant for kings that never needed to fight. They were surrounded by elite bodyguards that did the real fighting. In medieval time the typical armor would be chainmail
Sorry, but that's nonsense. Plate armor didn't restrict movement that much, the only major problem was heat buildup. And plates very much served a protective purpose. Typical slashing strokes did very little against plate. Instead you'd have to rely on finding unprotected areas or powerful stabs. At least according to late medieval fencing instructions.
 
Beechy said:
I like the idea of your mod - a lot. It seems to incorporate a lot of nice features I've always been missing.
Only I also find the female "armors" too over-the-top. Not that I'd mind sexy female fantasy armor, but those in your pictures are just silly (and not really sexy - in my eyes), in particular the first one. How do these plates even stick to the body?
I kind of like the Valkyrie one, except that she doesn't seem to be wearing anything around the groin  :shock:.

Still, everything else sounds great. So, yes I'm interested.



SantasHelper said:
Armors is overrated. It only protect from unseen openents or stray arrow. It also have negative effects on manoeuvrability. Usually really heavy armors were meant for kings that never needed to fight. They were surrounded by elite bodyguards that did the real fighting. In medieval time the typical armor would be chainmail
Sorry, but that's nonsense. Plate armor didn't restrict movement that much, the only major problem was heat buildup. And plates very much served a protective purpose. Typical slashing strokes did very little against plate. Instead you'd have to rely on finding unprotected areas or powerful stabs. At least according to late medieval fencing instructions.

Thats because fencing swords weren't as strong as broad swords all this depends on the type of sword, era of time, and type of style in fighting. And Amour.
 
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