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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2009, 10:04:03 PM »
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2009, 12:18:00 AM »
I like the social things in the ideas you have, new armours and weapons, come on take a look at the other mods. If you add drunken guys to Taverns and guys who just go browling with you when entering or guitar players would bring much more life into caladria.

About marry i dont think its a big fun thing, but to rise a child (godchild) what you have to feed over years till it grows up so it can join someday your Party would me more interestinct.

More Npcs in citys that dont walk or stand around just static and villagers they do work hardly instead of just walking around would be great.

Some jugglers and (castle zany?)
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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2009, 02:13:18 AM »
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

actually Assassins dress like that so they could be Assassins instead of warriors XD

Not to get too bickery, but a good assassin would wear, you know, clothes.  Half-naked women with bits of jangly metal all over them tend to attract attention, and it's damn near impossible to move around in tight, reinforced leather, so that doesn't work either.  If you were planning on breaking into people's estates and killing them, dressing like Fantasy Amazon Barbie isn't going to help.

Not that what people actually wore matters; it's clearly only a stylistic choice, and half-naked warrior chicks with improbable armor are often the type of style people want to create/play.  I suppose I'm just irritated that it's a style that is A) absolutely everywhere and B) never even remotely justified in-world, leading one to assume that 99% of blows landed on females must be aimed directly at the nipples or the crotch, since these are the only parts that are armored with any degree of consistency.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2009, 02:24:23 AM »
I'm fine with the naked women and such, but one thing about this mod really irritates me.  It's not just this mod; rather, it's endemic to video games as a whole: the fact that women take to the field with their bellies, arms, upper chest, and thighs completely exposed.  For God's sakes, you could reverse the protected and unprotected bits on most of the Hot Chick Warriors and they would be safer, and this mod takes that to something of an extreme.

I don't care how many of your women are indecent, but I'm tired of Hot Chick Warriors wearing battle lingerie.  Armor is to protect the squishy bits from bleeding, not to serve as a striptease to excite the enemy.  If we'd all just stop with the warrior chicks wearing f*ck-me mail and instead just include a floating overlay window showing porn, it would be a lot more honest.

And if you absolutely have to have some half-naked women in the battlefield, then stick a bunch of naked painted-up warriors there, Celtic style.  At least that's more justifiable than the idea that a female soldier would painstakingly cut out holes in her armor for her tits and belly.

*cough* Retard *cough*

You again. If you are looking for a mod where you can fap off to everyone, make one yourself. I agree with Patkelly. I don't mind naked women mods (as long as there is warning) but this striptease armor is bullcrap. They would be dead within minutes.

Also, please at least put a warning when you release this mod. I hate to sound like a cop or somthing but it needs to be done. And, I love the armors you have.

Edit: Fixed. ;D

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2009, 02:27:34 AM »
Also, please at least put a warning when you release this mod. I hate to sound like a cop or somthing but it needs to be done.

I guess it would be pretty embarrassing if your mom walked in your room and saw all those nearly nude chicks on your computer screen, eh?

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2009, 02:52:12 AM »
A relevant image:
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It's the maker's call, but I do agree that "striptease armor" is logically silly. But if that's the fantasy style he/she wants to emulate, so be it. I agree with previous suggestions of scanty male armor and nude painted warriors, if that will fit. After all, doesn't the stereotypical barbarian walk around in a loincloth or fur briefs? Even the kid-friendly He-Man did so.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2009, 03:34:08 AM »
Will this mod feature polygamy?

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2009, 07:53:53 AM »
Will this mod feature polygamy?

o wow but its probably your choice ;p

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2009, 09:18:58 AM »
I like the idea of your mod - a lot. It seems to incorporate a lot of nice features I've always been missing.
Only I also find the female "armors" too over-the-top. Not that I'd mind sexy female fantasy armor, but those in your pictures are just silly (and not really sexy - in my eyes), in particular the first one. How do these plates even stick to the body?
I kind of like the Valkyrie one, except that she doesn't seem to be wearing anything around the groin  :shock:.

Still, everything else sounds great. So, yes I'm interested.




Armors is overrated. It only protect from unseen openents or stray arrow. It also have negative effects on manoeuvrability. Usually really heavy armors were meant for kings that never needed to fight. They were surrounded by elite bodyguards that did the real fighting. In medieval time the typical armor would be chainmail
Sorry, but that's nonsense. Plate armor didn't restrict movement that much, the only major problem was heat buildup. And plates very much served a protective purpose. Typical slashing strokes did very little against plate. Instead you'd have to rely on finding unprotected areas or powerful stabs. At least according to late medieval fencing instructions.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2009, 09:37:40 AM »
I like the idea of your mod - a lot. It seems to incorporate a lot of nice features I've always been missing.
Only I also find the female "armors" too over-the-top. Not that I'd mind sexy female fantasy armor, but those in your pictures are just silly (and not really sexy - in my eyes), in particular the first one. How do these plates even stick to the body?
I kind of like the Valkyrie one, except that she doesn't seem to be wearing anything around the groin  :shock:.

Still, everything else sounds great. So, yes I'm interested.




Armors is overrated. It only protect from unseen openents or stray arrow. It also have negative effects on manoeuvrability. Usually really heavy armors were meant for kings that never needed to fight. They were surrounded by elite bodyguards that did the real fighting. In medieval time the typical armor would be chainmail
Sorry, but that's nonsense. Plate armor didn't restrict movement that much, the only major problem was heat buildup. And plates very much served a protective purpose. Typical slashing strokes did very little against plate. Instead you'd have to rely on finding unprotected areas or powerful stabs. At least according to late medieval fencing instructions.

Thats because fencing swords weren't as strong as broad swords all this depends on the type of sword, era of time, and type of style in fighting. And Amour.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #40 on: March 10, 2009, 09:06:34 AM »
Thats because fencing swords weren't as strong as broad swords all this depends on the type of sword, era of time, and type of style in fighting. And Amour.

You got a good point there. I missed that keyword, fencing.
In dervish style combat, and many martial art style, you gain a lot of momentum from the movement, without the hugue disadvantage of a charge. Many fighting styles actually had "sword dances" litteraly (some of which are still danced today) because those  cute movements are not just for show. In the western world, the dervish were known to be verry deadly.

There is much more in combat than hiding behind layers of armors and using an expensive weapon.

But there is no doubt in my mind that the plate is great for specific usage (guard, bodyguard)
and very poor underwater  :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Dervish-style combat? Momentum from movement? Huge disadvantage from charge?

You've contradicted yourself multiple times in the course of one sentence. Any momentum from spinning around like an asshat imitation of Drizzt Do'Urden is going to be far inferior to that gained from a charge. Even D&D acknowledges this, by the way, so pull your head out of that fantasy *******.

FYI, those 'cute movements' ARE for show. They look lots nicer to the untrained eye than the functional movements of a real martial art.


Armors is overrated. It only protect from unseen openents or stray arrow. It also have negative effects on manoeuvrability. Usually really heavy armors were meant for kings that never needed to fight. They were surrounded by elite bodyguards that did the real fighting. In medieval time the typical armor would be chainmail

What Beechy said.

I'm an engineer. You however don't seem to have a clue what you're talking about.

Look in a mirror. Also, please tell me where you went to university.

1. late medieval / early renaissance had light steel - a hugue advance in metalurgy
    this made plate practival for gurds and bodyguards.
    the plate had two advantage for thoses jobs
    the guards would survive long enought to raise the alarm (indeed you can't slash his throat)
    the guards could use themselves as body shields to protect their lieges (nothing better than a ring of plate guards)

Epic common sense fail, history fail, martial arts fail, and intelligence fail.

Plate armour was used because it did its job very well, and with minimal drawbacks. The weight was generally quite acceptable and very well distributed (compare to modern infantryman).

3. the best way to take down a plate wearer is a loaded gun or a loaded crossbow at point blank

Uh-uh. The Royal Armouries has a small article on bullet-proof plate, go read the damn thing. It doesn't help that you're suggesting that the theoretical engagement take place at POINT-BLANK range. That rarely happens, because nobody is going to be foolish enough to attempt to cock or reload either of those weapons in the midst of a melee unless there's some very special circumstances. Ranged weapons are there for a reason, they're there to fling pointy death at your enemies from RANGE.

Also, try holding your ground and aiming carefully when the ground is positively shaking and there's a full line of faceless, armoured men on warhorses thundering down on you. It'll change your perspective a bit.

4. you won't change histoy, plate was never widely used, always restricted to some positions
    don't get fooled by medieval games, they're not as reliable as archeology/history books

I believe that you are the one trying to 'change history' here. It was used by almost everybody who could afford it. Even common men-at-arms had bits and pieces of plate, usually helmets and the like.

5. the main purpose of armor is disusion, you know as peasants you would take heavy losses
    and prior to firearms, fighting required at least a decade of training
    peasants were no match - but bandits might

No...just no.

Fighting required at least a decade of training? This isn't some fucked-up wuxia show where you have to spend a decade in quiet contemplation to learn the 'Immortal Thousand Palm Technique of Invulnerable Asspwnage'. It doesn't take long to pick up the basics, and you'll generally learn pretty quickly when your life is on the line. If you don't, you'll usually be too dead to care.

1. find two high end athlete of equal performance, buy a plate to one of them
2. organise olympics game (sprint, run, distance run, high jump, long jump) and see the results on various weather

*and keep in mid modern "medieval armors" are about 100x better than the real thing, being made today*
*they lighter, stronger, more flexible*

in the real world, a plate would have been a problem on most real world terrain
-swamps, muddy ground, high grass, forest, river bank, sand -
a plate is a big disadvantage in those environment

I call strawman. Sticking any amount of weight on an athlete will impair his/her performance, no matter what kind of weight it is. Give the average sprinter a pair of weighted shoes and look at his/her performance plummet like a stone.

Also, using specific instances where encumbrance sucks isn't helping your case. Even in those cases, plate armour is far less encumbering than you'd think. I'd rather have a suit of plate armour on me that's of equal weight to modern infantry equipment than the infantry stuff itself.

to guard the entrance of a castle from behind wall on a stone floor, where all corridor are tight so you can't be flanked, the plate is the ultimate thing. this is what it was desined for in late medieval era, and it kept being used that way through the renaissance

Wow, really. They only ever had one-way corridors in castles, without ANY side passages?

but anywhere before the 13th century, you would see it on kings and queens (need I say either too old or too young to fight most of the time) well surrounded by eliite bodyguard.

Shit...plate armour was around before then? What, you channeling Dimos or something?

wearing a chainmail instead of a plate give you a tremendous advantage, you got to be verry unimaginative to think the plate wearer isn't going to loose his footing, even inside a castle, when faced by a highly mobile chain wearer

I call epic bullshit. Mail is even more encumbering than plate. Given an equal weight of mail and plate, the guy who's wearing the plate is going to be far more mobile. Also, between equal weights of both, the plate is going to provide more protection than the mail.

actually do I need to say he'll be swarmed by chaimail wearer, simply because they move faster. Those thight medieval castles corridors were all built to prevent swarming.

Refer to above. They do not 'move faster' because mail is a bitch (comparatively) to move around in. It hangs and generally places weight in awkward places, as opposed to a suit of plate.

I can't recall anyone dancing in plate. You can definitively dance in chainmail. Do the maths. Dancing is a good measure of a unit manoeuvrability and ability to sychnronize with other inits or react to unexpected situation. It also determine who can catch who. who can escape who, and who's swarming who. Basically the ability of your soldier to dance in their armor is a good measure of their performance in the battle flow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm11yAXeegg

Also, this is the first time I've heard of dancing being a good measure of unit maneuverability and fluidity.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #41 on: March 10, 2009, 09:16:27 AM »
mod looks awsome, release it  :)
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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2009, 09:25:24 AM »
polygamy? Nope.

Male nudity? Yes.  (when any character takes off their clothes they are nude).
Scantiy male armor? Yes. (see screenshots)

Silly? I should think so.  Just my version of the game, things I think are fun.  I've added a lot of things that are just for fun.  They don't serve much of a purpose game play wise.   I tried to do some things that haven't been done, implement features that I wished for etc.

I'm suprised no one liked my siege tower.  I have to say that making the troops use it was probably the most painful thing I've done so far. 

As far as realism goes, I really like realism mods (hundred years war!), this isn't one of those hehe.

I've not posted much of my female armor because I don't like seeing everything in a mod before I play it.  So the majority of my stuff will not be posted.

My work will be free for all use.  I love the mods and think that's what makes this game so lively and replayable.

The name of the mod is from the painting by Pieter Bruegel  (aka The Peasant Wedding 1568).  He's one of my favorite artists.  He paints us I think as we often are, thoughtless and self absorbed (<----points to self).

so anyway...on to the screenshots.

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Re: The Wedding Dance
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2009, 10:13:06 AM »
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Re: The Wedding Dance (new screenshots pg. 3)
« Reply #44 on: March 10, 2009, 11:55:17 AM »
All debating in this thread is ridiculous.  The Author already stated that the mod is NOT one of "REALISM", so it would be good to drop the conversation.  I dont see anyone argueing over the realism of dog mounts in TLD, for example.
As far as nudity goes, well, some like it, some dont.  If the Author did it for his own fun, then chances are it will be fun for a number of other people as well, dont forget that YOU as a consumer of mods (in this instance) are "unique, just like everybody else".  No one should chastise the Author for making this mod.  There are particular mods I would not like to see come to fruition but I do not ruin it for other people who think otherwise.  If you dont like - dont play it.  Again on nudity, I think the Author should have been more descreet as some content is not suitable for many of the players herein browsing (its debatable how suitable wacking people with swords and axes is, but then, its somewhat accepted by industry standard).
I think the Author SHOULD release his mod with accompanying warnings and whatnot, even better, with optional textures.