When robot love goes wrong

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:lol: this should go a long way into disproving all those robots will rule the world crack pots that sprung out of everywhere after the matrix. Talk about feeding the troll, shiiiiite.
 
It will be great, fat guys and gals will finally have something that truly loves them (excluding their parents) and there won't be any of that, "Taking one for the team" crap.
 
Its moments like this that I remember why I got out of the whole newest tech stuff with my friends. I will not be the first guy to get rode by a mechanical woman. I'll stick to the alarm clock that runs on water.
 
"The trouble all started when a young female intern began to spend several hours each day with Kenji, testing his systems and loading new software routines"


see look at that, the ***** was asking for it.

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I wish a girl would test my systems  like that
 
Whats this!? No robotporn?? I was possitive I would atleast find one video on that blogg!
 
Hehe, pretty hilarious. I have no idea why they even want to make a robot. Do you have any idea how stupid that sounds? Programming in love? God damnit.
 
Kobrag said:
Imagine it, if you have robot whores, the soread of STD's would be crippled.

Until they start mating with each other and continue the spread of viruses.
 
My guess is they programmed a rapist robot and stood by in the other room with their cameras ready.

This is in no way related but it reminded me of something I read about the other day.
Apparently there was this really weird chimp for which some speculated was a chimpanzee/human hybrid or some missing link. (you can check for Oliver the Humanzee)
In short they brought the chimp to Japan for scientific testing, and when it got there they had it appear on a Japanese TV-show and it turned out they already had some actress there, ready to have sex with it.
 
Just one more instance of, "What the **** is wrong with the Japanese?" And while I'm on the subject of inappropriate things in Japan, has anyone seen the picture of this giant statue of a school girl with the subway running in between her legs, very very close to her privates?!?!? I mean, I know I'm kinda conservative compared to most people but come on.
 
1x1General1x1 said:
Just one more instance of, "What the **** is wrong with the Japanese?" And while I'm on the subject of inappropriate things in Japan, has anyone seen the picture of this giant statue of a school girl with the subway running in between her legs, very very close to her privates?!?!? I mean, I know I'm kinda conservative compared to most people but come on.

Go cry.
 
1x1General1x1 said:
Just one more instance of, "What the **** is wrong with the Japanese?" And while I'm on the subject of inappropriate things in Japan, has anyone seen the picture of this giant statue of a school girl with the subway running in between her legs, very very close to her privates?!?!? I mean, I know I'm kinda conservative compared to most people but come on.

They also make 85-90% of adult comics...leave them alone, you non-wanker.
 
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