Boomie's Codified Rules of Lore
The three Golden Rules of Lore for every lore-maker as set forth by the creator, D'Sparil:
1. D'Sparil is always right!
2. I shall write better for the good of D'Sparil and for the good of all!
3. I shall not tamper with the Lion Throne if D'Sparil does not will it!
The 16 Prime Commandments of Lore
1. Thou shalt not go against thy lord, D'Sparil.
2. Thou shalt observe proper grammar.
3. Thou shalt not kill a character of another lore-writer without their approval.
4. Thou shalt not harm the purity of D'Sparil's mighty creation, the Lion Throne.
5. Thou shalt not troll the lore.
6. Thou shalt not spam the lore.
7. Thou shalt go to D'Sparil alone for questions regarding lore.
8. If D'Sparil is unavailable, Thou shalt consult beer for questions regarding lore.
9. Thou shalt obey the lore-masters: D'Sparil, Jan_Boruta, and Venitius.
10. Thou shalt obey D'Sparil more than Jan_Boruta.
11. Thou shalt obey Jan_Boruta more than Venitius.
12. Thou shalt obey the Golden Rules of Lore.
13. Thou shalt worship D'Sparil as the creator of the lore-universe.
14. Thou shalt venerate Jan_Boruta as the final messenger of the lore-universe, as set forth by the creator D'Sparil.
15. Thou shalt venerate Venitius as the orchestrator of the lore universe, as set forth by the creator D'Sparil and his messenger, Jan_Boruta.
16. Thou shalt read the contents of the
lore-universe, as orchestrated by Venitius.