Rotten tomatoes: M&B taglines

G36E

Baron

• Aug 6, 2008

• #41

M&B: When Rhodock means NoDick.

 

Lionheart X

Veteran

• Aug 6, 2008

• #42

Riding never looked so real !!!

multiplayer not included

group damage not avalible

 

alanthir.meriandon

Veteran

• Aug 6, 2008

• #43

Mount&Blade: underdogs included! (and you know who I am talking about)

 

Syrdar

Sergeant

• Aug 6, 2008

• #44

M&B - A game where you can get Frodogorn gored in the anus by an elephant
M&B - Rhodoks wants to suck your spear
M&B - Kergs loves the horse

 

alanthir.meriandon

Veteran

• Aug 6, 2008

• #45

Mount&Blade: Khergit horse-kissing allowed only above 18 years old

 

jeroen

Squire

• Aug 6, 2008

• #46

Mount&blade: The old river pirates or Rhodoks, your call.

 

Swadius 2.0

Grandmaster Knight

Old Guard

• Aug 7, 2008

• #47

Mount and Blade: Buy it.

 

Quaestor

Recruit

• Aug 7, 2008

• #48

ArakDemonBlade said:

Mount & Blade: Conquer a nation if you want, the Lord's wife still hasn't heard of you.

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grrr... I wanted this one.

Mount&Blade - Now with authentic bent iron staff
Mount&Blade - Ally yourself to any of 4 distinct warring factions for continental domination, or experience bitter defeat with the Rhodoks as your allies
Mount&Blade - Borcha knocked unconscious by peasant woman

 

Kamamura

Veteran

Old Guard

• Aug 7, 2008

• #49

Mount and Blade: Your access to axes!

 

Buxton

Count

• Aug 7, 2008

• #50

Mount&Blade - Where there is already a thread for this.

 

Kamamura

Veteran

Old Guard

• Aug 7, 2008

• #51

Sorry, your thread is fake. This one is the correct one.

 

Buxton

Count

• Aug 7, 2008

• #52

Erm, yeah. Fake?

 

radicalhit

Knight at Arms

• Aug 8, 2008

• #53

Quaestor said:

ArakDemonBlade said:

Mount & Blade: Conquer a nation if you want, the Lord's wife still hasn't heard of you.

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grrr... I wanted this one.

Mount&Blade - Now with authentic bent iron staff
Mount&Blade - Ally yourself to any of 4 distinct warring factions for continental domination, or experience bitter defeat with the Rhodoks as your allies
Mount&Blade - Borcha knocked unconscious by peasant woman

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love the face bitter defeat with the rhodoks !

 

Warger

Squire

• Aug 9, 2008

• #54

M&B - A game where you can get Frodogorn gored in the anus by an elephant

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M&B - pachydermal penetration not included?

 

Sataraha

Sergeant

• Aug 9, 2008

• #55

Mount&Blade: experience the feel of the Middle Ages - build yourself a huge inventory screen and LOOT!

Mount&Blade: the only medieval battle simulator where you can raise your own die-hard troops, fight epic battles and siege castles with a single ladder!

 

Lord Bryggan

Knight

Old Guard

• Aug 9, 2008

• #56

Mount&Blade- Live your fantasy of being a victorious medieval commander, or sate your sickest masochistic desires by joining the Rhodockls!