Amusing similes.

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Ingolifs

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This is a task i think Rando might like.

Basically, i'm trying to make a list of awesome similes to be used in conversation. For those who don't know, a simile is when you describe something by describing it like or as someting else, i.e. Flying like an eagle.

Here's a couple of mine:

Thrown around like porno in an all boys school bus.

Shaking like a dog ****ting glass.


Now you try. Post those that you have made up or have heard elsewhere.
 
PrinceScamp said:
Smilies? Those aren't smilies, oh, sImIlies!
As crazy as a drunken vaegir.

I too ran here like a horny redneck to a family reunion thinking this thread was about posting amusing emoticons. Too bad I was disappointed like a hand-amputated super model after a cheesecake binge.

What makes you think I would like this thread Ingolifs? Unless, I am not understanding like Britany Spears at a 3rd grade science fair. If that is not the case, then this is idea is as weak as Killalot's counter arguments (that last one was a cheap shot, I apologize...just kidding).
 
Loose like a nail in jello
Lost lika a s.o.b. on father´s day
Exposed like a cable man´s butt
High like a commander´s horse
Frustrated like a cockroach upside down
Turned on like a prisioner´s radio
White like a nun´s leg
Upseting, like a gillette on the bathroom floor
Taking longer than a rich man´s funeral
Lost like a deaf in an auction
Useless like a honk on a plane
Crazy like sleeping on the railway
Dirty like a butcher´s phone
 
As usefull as a chocolate condom.

This one can't really be translated, but my latin teacher uses it often.

Pyörii kuin puolukka pillussa.
 
As useful as another butthole.

I am kind of suprised JStrange hasn't posted here. This seems right up his alley.

This is off topic but, I laugh everytime I heard this line in a movie:

He wouldn't piss on my face if my teeth were on fire.

:lol: :smile: :grin: :smile: :lol: :smile: :grin: :lol:
 
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