Amusing similes.

Ingolifs

Grandmaster Knight

Steam Old Guard

• Sep 9, 2005

• #21

This is one of my favourites from maddox:

the reading comprehension of a bowl full of pubes.

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.

 

Worbah

Grandmaster Knight

• Sep 9, 2005

• #22

The attention span of a burning squirrel.

(God I love quoting myself!)

 

Sir Prince

Formerly Reformed Spammer

Count

Old Guard

• Sep 10, 2005

• #23

@WipperSnipper: did you photoshop that or is it a mod?


Dropping like a baby giraffe dropping from the womb.

 

Ingolifs

Grandmaster Knight

Steam Old Guard

• Sep 10, 2005

• #24

As useful as an anti-constipation plug.

 

Rando

Recruit

• Sep 10, 2005

• #25

Anyone here see The Shawshank Redemption?

Lord! It's a miracle! The man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

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Seriously though, go see that movie.

 

pzler

Regular

• Sep 10, 2005

• #26

i loved the film and the book!

as pleasent as cycling over my own c@ck

 

Sir Prince

Formerly Reformed Spammer

Count

Old Guard

• Sep 10, 2005

• #27

as painful as imagine pzler's sayings

 

Reiel

Regular

• Sep 10, 2005

• #28

AS useful as a Lost Lamb.

 

bodyless

Recruit

• Sep 10, 2005

• #29

Ingolifs said:

This is one of my favourites from maddox:

the reading comprehension of a bowl full of pubes.

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.

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you said that yesterday and no one laughed.

 

Can O Soup

Recruit

• Sep 11, 2005

• #30

I find it quite useful for someone else to have a lost lamb. Once they go to look for the one, I will come and shear the 99.

 

Ingolifs

Grandmaster Knight

Steam Old Guard

• Sep 11, 2005

• #31

But what if they have steel wool?

 

Can O Soup

Recruit

• Sep 11, 2005

• #32

Then I will shear them with a bandsaw.

 

Lost-Lamb

Archduke

Honour Guard Old Guard

• Sep 29, 2005

• #33

off like a prom dress