This is a task i think Rando might like.
Basically, i'm trying to make a list of awesome similes to be used in conversation. For those who don't know, a simile is when you describe something by describing it like or as someting else, i.e. Flying like an eagle.
Here's a couple of mine:
Thrown around like porno in an all boys school bus.
Shaking like a dog shitting glass.
Now you try. Post those that you have made up or have heard elsewhere.