Jaquestrap said:Naridill said:Nemesis said:1. God
2. Jesus
3. Satan
No idea about the rest, don't feel like coming up with anything, but I'm pretty sure that those I mentioned have been very influential.
It's just that only one of them actually exists, and he's about equally influential with Muhammad.
Well if even one of them EXISTS (currently) then it certainly must mean that all of them exist. (1)
I am tired of people putting up their life heroes etc. as the most influential people, or people who made big advances in some kind of science etc. Honestly, those people are NOT influential, because it is my life-heroes that are the influential ones (2), and they made advances in the important fields of kick ass muzak, and pure-awesomeness.
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3. Jesus, cause he is my best friend, and if you insult him I will castrate you and then nail you to a huge lower-case t (3), (kind of a family tradition when we take the law into our hands) (4)
(1) Uuhmm... what? So the fact that Jesus was a man confirms that God and the Devil exist? Riiiight...
(2) Sooo... you're life heroes are influential, but other people's aren't? So, because they're influential to you, they're influential to everybody? I sure hope you're joking, and, by reading the following phrases, I'm inclined to believe that. Otherwise...
(3) Again, I assume you jest. If not, well, I suppose you'll find out people don't like this aggressions.
(4) ?!? If you actually are a christian, I cannot begin to say in how many ways that is wrong.
Maybe the entire post is meant to be a joke. If so, my apologies. Ignore this post. It's just that it struck me as sincere. If not, I stand by my comments.