Free American Gaymers™

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LIVE FREE OR DIE
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The Free American Gaymers™, or F.A.G™, is a North AMERICAN clan only. No disgusting yuro's or freedom hating commies allowed. Oh, you're from canada eh? EH? I don't care, stay out of our clan socialist scum. I didn't even capitalize canada, that's how much I care for red filth such as yourselves. B-b-but I'm from the uk!!! We're not commies!!!!!; Red lies confirmed by NATO, get away from us before I tell Reagan about your marxist state. We aim to be the most Free American clan in the world, one that not only wins every scrim in it's history, but stays afterwards. If you are an American, and you love freedom, go ahead and apply today, just post in this thread a list like so:

-Your race
-American citizenship standings
-Your religion
-Origins of your elders
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why)
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so
-A bald eagle picture
-How many burgers you eat daily
-If you enjoy clapping

If you're answers appeal to the F.A.G's, you will be contacted by a Free American and then be officially be recognized as a fellow Free American Gamer, or F.A.G.
You must also sing the National Anthem 1776 times in TS, and like Bald Eagles.
I Hope to be spreading Freedom soon my true American Brothers, may we end communism and overthrow the king soon!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America™,
and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God™,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

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-Your race: WHITE
-American citizenship standings: BORN ON USA SOIL
-Your religion: JESUS
-Origins of your elders: AMERICAN
-State: MISSOURI
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so: 1ST AMMENDMENT RIGHT TO PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY: ATTENDING LOCAL KKK CHAPTER MEETINGS
-A bald eagle picture:
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-How many burgers you eat daily: 3-6 DEPENDING ON WHETHER MCDONALDS HAS THEIR 2 FOR 1 MCDOUBLE DEAL GOING
-If you enjoy clapping: YES
 
-Your race: avatar
-American citizenship standings: what
-Your religion: hockey
-Origins of your elders: china
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why): los angeles
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so: i own subway
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily: 17.5k
-If you enjoy clapping: no
 
You can't gauge someone's American-ness by how many Hamburgers they eat daily. Exposed for Kraut plot to de-Americanize America.

You lads have fun, I'm going to go **** an apple pie and feed it to a terrorist.
 
-Your race  Redneck
-American citizenship standings  yes, wait what?
-Your religion Atheist
-Origins of your elders Scotland, Ireland, Germany, Cherokee nation.....some Dutch in there too.
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) Nice question.
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so Why do they need exercise?
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily About two a week.
-If you enjoy clapping What?
 
-Your race Cheerokee
-American citizenship standings im pro
-Your religion
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-Origins of your elders Probably central asia, really
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) Massachusetts, sometimes im using in Warband
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so I always abuse to Iraq people and other arab races. Therefore I prove that I am in favor of peace.
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily I'm eating eight times a day, in this way i'll be muscular
-If you enjoy clapping why not if american girl offers me
 
-Your race-Whit
-American citizenship standings-Born there
-Your religion-all
-Origins of your elders-AMERICAN
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) the one next to cali
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so- I shoot bullets at stuff
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily- when i can afford them i buy much
-If you enjoy clapping- im good at clapping
 
Unicorn said:
-Your race: WHITE
-American citizenship standings: BORN ON USA SOIL
-Your religion: JESUS
-Origins of your elders: AMERICAN
-State: MISSOURI
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so: 1ST AMMENDMENT RIGHT TO PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY: ATTENDING LOCAL KKK CHAPTER MEETINGS
-A bald eagle picture:
the-bald-eagle-spreading-his-wings-302278.jpg
-How many burgers you eat daily: 3-6 DEPENDING ON WHETHER MCDONALDS HAS THEIR 2 FOR 1 MCDOUBLE DEAL GOING
-If you enjoy clapping: YES

CONFIRMED TRUE AMERICAN
The perfect American, we need more freedoms lovers like you in this beautiful country of ours.

Miracle Express said:
-Your race Cheerokee
-American citizenship standings im pro
-Your religion
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-Origins of your elders Probably central asia, really
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) Massachusetts, sometimes im using in Warband
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so I always abuse to Iraq people and other arab races. Therefore I prove that I am in favor of peace.
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily I'm eating eight times a day, in this way i'll be muscular
-If you enjoy clapping why not if american girl offers me
CONFIRMED TRUE AMERICAN
If that isn't freedom, then I don't know what is. Your religion needs some work though.

Cantfxstupid said:
-Your race-Whit
-American citizenship standings-Born there
-Your religion-all
-Origins of your elders-AMERICAN
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) the one next to cali
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so- I shoot bullets at stuff
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily- when i can afford them i buy much
-If you enjoy clapping- im good at clapping
CONFIRMED TRUE AMERICAN
You'll need to put some effort towards that religion too, besides that you seem to match up with all of our requirements, welcome to freedom!

Snoop said:
-Your race  Redneck
-American citizenship standings  yes, wait what?
-Your religion Atheist
-Origins of your elders Scotland, Ireland, Germany, Cherokee nation.....some Dutch in there too.
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) Nice question.
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so Why do they need exercise?
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily About two a week.
-If you enjoy clapping What?

I'm sorry, but you didn't make the cut, your clapping abilities and beliefs need some effort first.

Folms said:
-Your race: avatar
-American citizenship standings: what
-Your religion: hockey
-Origins of your elders: china
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why): los angeles
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so: i own subway
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily: 17.5k
-If you enjoy clapping: no
~Scar said:
-Your race Human.
-American citizenship standings Born on earth, that is ruled by the US, guess that's enough.
-Your religion I believe in myself and Barrack Obama.
-Origins of your elders Irland, England and Germany mainly. Should ask the Pilgrim Fathers really...
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why) Why you hate Arnold bro?
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so Way too often to describe, I'm basically the perfect American.
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily I usually go to McDonalds for break first and lunch and to BurgerKing for dinner. At least 10 Burgers a day, depends on their size.
-If you enjoy clapping Clapping is actually one of my hobbies, I train at least 3 hours a day.

Leave my threads you disgusting communists filths, or I will report you to NATO and have you guantanamo bayed.
 
-Your race: FREEDOM
-American citizenship standings: Almost
-Your religion: ARMY STRONG
-Origins of your elders:  Nippon and Ireland. However I have forsaken my Disgusting EU and Jap ancestors in search of true freedom that only 'Murica can grant me
-State (Californians are NOT allowed, as you can understand why): Northern northern Washington almost BC but totally not cuz canadians are gross
-What amendments you exercise often and how you do so: I shoot my superior AR all day, because its beautiful unlike the filthy AK. I also abuse haji's day in and day out.
-A bald eagle picture
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-How many burgers you eat daily 2-3 depending on mood
-If you enjoy clapping: I am a Master Clapper
 
Race: Higgs-Boson
American Citizenship Standings: Persona non grata
Religion: Laughing
Origins of elders: Molecules
State: New Texconsin
Amendments: 48th like the real number of states
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Burgers eaten: fifteen per sitting daily
Clapping enjoyment: I prefer to clap two fingers against my other palm in dignity.

Edit: protip: the right answer for race is NASCAR
 
Post Free American™ pictures, the disgusting yuros need to see the truth of their supposed "freedom"

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