Champions of Europe - Country by Country 2

An essay on riverpirates
The subject of riverpirates has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. There are many factors which influenced the development of riverpirates. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that riverpirates is rarely given rational consideration by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with riverpirates. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. No symbol is more potent than riverpirates in society today. It raises the question 'why?'

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon riverpirates. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees riverpirates, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We shall examine the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.
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There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the cost of living sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

In the words of nobel prize winner Noah Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with riverpirates. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then riverpirates makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did riverpirates cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that riverpirates doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, riverpirates is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It brings peace, invades where necessary and it brings the best out in people.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Elvis Jackson: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: riverpirates ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] My riverpirates! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing