Welcome to the Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy Thread!
What is a Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy? Well, that should be obvious! Don't you know your "-crat" and "-archy" words? If you don't, shame on you.
While there are many scholarly opinions on how a Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy would operate, both economically and structurally, let me tell you about some things that would occur in and the various goals of an ideal, nay utopian Lottocratically-Preselected Meritocratic-Oligarchy:
Free healthcare for genetically altered, dwarven super-babies.
Outright banning of all things Snookie or Kardashian
Zoos containing the various species of CoD fanboys
Everyone is realted to several old people of royal and possibly Danish decent.
Kick-me signs placed on the back of all people who think clumping a bunch of scrap metal together is art.
Adding 1066 back to Trevty's name
A zombocalypse preparedness kit for everyone, including shotguns and ammo.
All of the levels, all of them.
Standardized testing for all things related to bananas.
Gun regulation based on how many sick rhymes a person can spit out.
Forced labor camps for people who spam penis enlargement emails.
Free penis enlargement for all those who copy and paste the contents of this thread on ten different boards.
No alcoholic beverages on leap seconds
ONLY alcoholic beverages on leap years
Should a leap year and a leap second occur at the same time, a minor nation will have to be invaded.
A federalized state meant only for cats.
Standing armies may only be comprised of dogs.
Capybara Intelligence Agency!
Someone buys LLandy a camera
National Anthem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXIoBnu2MU
(Newly legislated as of 1 minute ago!).
No more Pacific Ocean--it has caused all of us enough hardship through its deception and selfishness.
And that's just scraping the tip of the icebarrel! If you have any questions, please give me money and I will be happy to give you
free penis enlargement.
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