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Hack McSlash

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2007, 04:38:24 PM »
For every 'Bible-thumping, hateful, dumbass redneck' that dies, 5 lesser idiots will take their place. Falwell will be forgotten as soon as some other "good ol' boy" crawls out of his tax-free hovel and tries to play politics.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2007, 04:55:15 PM »
sorry, after 5 pints of strongbow and i can't type

didn't you once claim that you drank a bottle of vodka and three pints of 30 % cider?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2007, 05:02:42 PM »
i was wasted then, the keyboard looked like a chocolate cake  :lol:
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2007, 05:13:05 PM »
i was wasted then, the keyboard looked like a chocolate cake  :lol:

wasted, as in dead? The amount of alcohol imbibed equals almost exactly 1.8 lites of vodka. You weigh less than 80 Kg, don't you? Now, I'm 105 Kg's or so myself, and I am "wasted" after half a liter of vodka and a few pints of beer (regular, not 30%) at the pub. I'm talking about "if you'd passed out on your back you'd drowned in you own vomit"-wasted. Now, did you really drink that much?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2007, 05:14:20 PM »
okay we shared the bottle :huff:
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2007, 05:20:27 PM »
He's a liar.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2007, 05:21:55 PM »
I am not in the mood to put up with you Hræfn, and if morgoth comes on, i am gone.
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2007, 05:29:05 PM »
Guess who's here?

According to him he ways 3 times less than Worbah, and "can" drink a lot more.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2007, 05:32:45 PM »
you are not really some one i want to take advice from, you sound exatly the same as Cloe(a mate) , consider wearing skirts :lol:
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2007, 05:35:07 PM »
0wn3d.

Oh..and...that's alot of drink..enough to think that you are lying *shifty eyes*

I would be drunk on a half bottle of vodka. I used to be able to sink a 1/4 bottle but I'm scared of the stuff now.

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2007, 05:53:56 PM »
You can't drink vodka at a Falwell death celebration!  (and especially not beer).  Wines and mixed drinks are by far the most appropriate.   :|

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2007, 06:02:32 PM »
Wayhey!

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2007, 12:05:06 AM »
Who's Jerry Falwell?

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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2007, 12:33:36 AM »
Who's Jerry Falwell?

Yo momma . .  . immature much?
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Re: Jerry Falwell is dead. Anyone want a party?
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2007, 12:40:38 AM »
Who's Jerry Falwell?
You know what's nice?  The trouble I went to to describe who and what he is, and why we should be celebrating, in the opening post.  Read the ******** thread before you open your cakehole.