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Worst Movie Scenes
« on: May 13, 2007, 01:05:36 AM »
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"They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me, oh my goooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddd"
And some of the best used stock footage of sharks ever.

But what are YOUR worst movie scenes?
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2007, 02:40:08 AM »
Lol.


There was a B-movie I once saw called DNA, i think. It was like various parts of alien, predator and terminator spliced together in some sort of loose cohesion.
There was one scene where a helicopter crashed, and It looked so obviously fake, I burst out laughing.

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2007, 03:10:47 AM »
« Last Edit: May 13, 2007, 03:12:47 AM by Feerspoir »
I love Commando. I often watch it when lifting weights, it serves as inspiration.

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2007, 10:25:26 AM »
I remember watching commando as a kid, and knowing that it stretched reality by a fair bit. But I never realised it was that bad.

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2007, 01:12:20 PM »
Missing in action 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0S5SHc82w0


the whole ******** movie was a bad scene. I saw it three times or so, dubbed in Urkanean. ****, I was hungover in a hotel room, and that was the only movie the ******** channel had.
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2007, 01:44:27 PM »
The love scene from matrix: Reloaded. i turned up for a couple of hours of kung-fu bullet time Smith-pwnage, and I get some really bad soft-porn. no thanks.
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2007, 01:47:57 PM »
I watched the Lone Wolf versus David Carradine video, even though Chuck could beat up on David Carradine David is still a much better actor and his kung fu style is inspiring. I thought that the most ridiculous scene in that movie was when Chuck was buried in his truck but somehow his truck was tough enough to just drive out of it with a nitro boost, also one of his friends got killed but then was alive again.
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2007, 06:14:23 AM »
Arnies movies are the most horrible to hear. "Come with me if you want to live."
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2007, 12:14:47 AM »
The end of Return of the King.

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2007, 06:07:06 AM »
Which one?

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2007, 08:01:14 AM »
Any scene written by my uncle! He has had two movies made. I watched all of the first one "Moosie" because I promised my mom I would, that was about 7 years ago and my eyes still burn with the thought of it. I think all copies went striaght to video in the trash. Then some sadistic **** made a second movie that he wrote called "Buckaroo: The Movie" ,  a new low for Gary Busey http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460729/. I REALLY hope my uncle never sees this.

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2007, 08:21:35 PM »
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2007, 08:29:31 PM »
I love Commando. I often watch it when lifting weights, it serves as inspiration in some strange way.
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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2007, 10:27:41 PM »
I love Commando. I often watch it when lifting weights, it serves as inspiration in some strange way.

I often watch Conan The Barbarian when I masturbate.

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Re: Worst Movie Scenes
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2007, 10:48:04 PM »
I love Commando. I often watch it when lifting weights, it serves as inspiration in some strange way.
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I love Commando. I often watch it when lifting weights, it serves as inspiration.