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Paronomasia12
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Oh Christ, are there northerners here? Look, before you all start... I'm sorry for your lack of good fortune, but some of us needed to win the lottery of life and be born where all the jobs and the money are. Just don't take it out on me, okay? 
Joooin uuuus! You have as much tradition for raiding them as we do.Vieira said:Seff said:
Not so fast, Scandiknaves.
Teofish said:
That's right. We raid places on the way to raiding GENUINE raid-sites.
I say we all join forces against the true enemy. The French!
He said French, not Normans.
Yeah. Normans are just expatriate norsemen after all.
OK, first the French, then we go raid the Danes in retribution for all that power-hungry raiding they did to us.
I'm not overly joyed by facing Danes. They're tiny and frail by Scandinavian standards. So there's less glory in it. But we'll do it if you join us against the hated Swedes afterwards.
Teofish said:
Sounds do-able. You can have control of Daneland and Swedecountry, whilst I will unite Iceland and Finland with England into glorious Icefingland. We will rule the northern hemisphere (all the important bits of it, anyway).
No deal! Iceland is ours by right! They're just vile secessionists who are too unimportant for us to bother telling they're still actually ours.
If you're going to be selfish then you'll have to raid both Sweden and France by yourself. We English-folks will be content with raiding each other until you succumb to the combined might of the French (snigger) and the Swedes. Then we'll claim your country's mountains and fjords and add them to the glorious realm of Icefingland.
And we'll let the Finns oversee you
And we'll let the Finns oversee you
If you absolutely want the volcanic heap of nothing I'm sure we can come to some agreement where we cede it to you in exchange for something more desireable. How attached are you to the Orkneys and Shetlands?
Teofish said:
Only about 30%. But we can't really talk about this here because Dryvus apparently had a trip to the seaside recently and is reporting this thread for spam.
DON'T WORRY I GOT YOUR BACK MAN. I WON'T LET THOSE FASCIST MODS WARN YOU!
(PS, actually, I rather like Orkney, they make some good whisky up there. Would be willing to trade you for the Falklands, though. Just think, you could raid the entire South American shore from there!)
Why do all you Scandinavians have to be such Cnuts when Britain's involved?
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