It was a cold and snowy day, though no-one gave two ****s as they were all inside on their computers, the lazy sods. They browsed their forums in peace, content to whittle their time away in peace. The banter was witty, the puns were ****ty. It seemed like these days would last forever. No-one could tell that a small change would unleash a tide of change, and the flames of ruin would sweep over all. Suddenly, the forum was there no longer! The mashing of F5 keys was heard across the globe, but nought was found but a 404. A storm was coming, but no-one knew because A. They're a bunch of shut ins, and B. It's metaphorical, you twat.
Janus cursed. The power surge had knocked everything offline, but nothing seemed damaged. His hands glided over the side of the server then, in the manner of the ancient mystical tribe of Sysadmins, slapped it on the side a couple of times. The server buzzed back into life. He found the downtime regrettable, but it wasn't serious. At least, he was sure of that until he logged in and the true scale of the problem became known to him.
Others soon saw what fate had befell them. Complete nonsensical database corruption! As they logged in, they found that the accounts they were posting with were not their own. It didn't take long for all hell to break loose. Manslayer was awoken from the depths, and Frodogorn was seen to stalk the land, banning all in his path. A group of veteran forumites barricaded themselves in off topic, trying to root out the troublemakers amongst them, and more importantly, trying to work out what bugger was dicking with their profile. Thus began...the purges!
This narration was slightly less ****ty the first time, then I refreshed and it disappeared, so I gave an approximation.
PLAYERS:
Mahud
Calodine
Nipplemelter
Vieira
Adaham
Magorian
Whoopin
Haresus
Eternal
NomNom
Your Nightmare Ambalon
SootShade Grimmend
Bgfan
Now, The Rules!
First off: 48 hour days, 48 hour nights. Day one is 60 hours long, for convenience.
Second off, terminology:
A ban is a kill.
Scout is a scan.
The townspeople are Forumites.
ROLE CLAIMS!
Right, relatively strict here. The ONLY part of your PM you are allowed to quote is up to the first full stop. All roles follow the same format:
Infractions of this will be severely punished, though you're welcome to invent roles following the same format. I tried to make it easy enough.
Other than that, role claiming is the same as ever - use common sense and realise it's frequently a dumb idea.
The Forumites win when they are the only ones to remain. Any other victory conditions are known to the players in question. There are no "sudden death" conditions, like Calo's Cyborg. You'll be able to tell when the game is close to an end in all likelihood.
There is no editing or removing of your posts.
If you have a role with a Night action your choices are due to me by the posted deadline. If I do not receive your choice via PM by the posted deadline you will forfeit your actions.
No voting for yourself
Votes must be in Bold, as well as unvotes.
If no one has reached a majority of votes at deadline, the person with the most votes will be banned. If two or more players have an equal number of votes, one will be randomly banned, with equal chance for all involved.
The above will not happen if the majority is a No Lynch.
Once someone is banned, they may not post. Not even "Bah". Once a majority is reached, the player is muted, and should act as such.
If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
The Mod may make mistakes - please point out any mistakes gently. Mistakes will be corrected where possible.
That said, have fun, and remember the games tone.
Game Setup:
Player - Role
Mahud - Vadermath
Calodine - Hyperion
Nipplemelter - Caba'drin
Vieira - Magorian
Adaham - Seff
Magorian - Janus
Whoopin - Archonsod
Haresus - Lost-Lamb
Eternal - Pavlov
NomNom - Kronic
Ambalon - Kleidophoros
Grimmend - Jace
Bgfan - Moss
Role Descriptors:
Night time discussion threads were here for the wolves and here for the converters.
Night Actions
Night One:
Grimmend scouts Whoopin, gets result of Archonsod!
Whoopin is Converted!
Facemelter kills Cadoline!
Wolves nom Cadoline!
Magorian gives Adaham the Adaham role!
Vieira protects himself!
Night Two
Magorian gives Grimmend the Earl of Rochester role!
Wolves nom Ambalon!
Vieira protects Ambalon!
Grimmend scouts Magorian, gets result of Janus!
Night Three
Facemelter kills Eternal!
Facemelter is converted!
Wolves nom Vieira!
Grimmend scouts Facemelter, gets result of Caba'Drin!
Vieira protects Whoopin!
Magorian gives Whoopin the TDM role!
Janus cursed. The power surge had knocked everything offline, but nothing seemed damaged. His hands glided over the side of the server then, in the manner of the ancient mystical tribe of Sysadmins, slapped it on the side a couple of times. The server buzzed back into life. He found the downtime regrettable, but it wasn't serious. At least, he was sure of that until he logged in and the true scale of the problem became known to him.
Others soon saw what fate had befell them. Complete nonsensical database corruption! As they logged in, they found that the accounts they were posting with were not their own. It didn't take long for all hell to break loose. Manslayer was awoken from the depths, and Frodogorn was seen to stalk the land, banning all in his path. A group of veteran forumites barricaded themselves in off topic, trying to root out the troublemakers amongst them, and more importantly, trying to work out what bugger was dicking with their profile. Thus began...the purges!
This narration was slightly less ****ty the first time, then I refreshed and it disappeared, so I gave an approximation.
PLAYERS:
Nipplemelter
Adaham
Magorian
Whoopin
NomNom
Now, The Rules!
First off: 48 hour days, 48 hour nights. Day one is 60 hours long, for convenience.
Second off, terminology:
A ban is a kill.
Scout is a scan.
The townspeople are Forumites.
ROLE CLAIMS!
Right, relatively strict here. The ONLY part of your PM you are allowed to quote is up to the first full stop. All roles follow the same format:
You are [NAME], [Few words of flavour]. [Role description/stuff].
Infractions of this will be severely punished, though you're welcome to invent roles following the same format. I tried to make it easy enough.
Other than that, role claiming is the same as ever - use common sense and realise it's frequently a dumb idea.
The Forumites win when they are the only ones to remain. Any other victory conditions are known to the players in question. There are no "sudden death" conditions, like Calo's Cyborg. You'll be able to tell when the game is close to an end in all likelihood.
There is no editing or removing of your posts.
If you have a role with a Night action your choices are due to me by the posted deadline. If I do not receive your choice via PM by the posted deadline you will forfeit your actions.
No voting for yourself
Votes must be in Bold, as well as unvotes.
If no one has reached a majority of votes at deadline, the person with the most votes will be banned. If two or more players have an equal number of votes, one will be randomly banned, with equal chance for all involved.
The above will not happen if the majority is a No Lynch.
Once someone is banned, they may not post. Not even "Bah". Once a majority is reached, the player is muted, and should act as such.
If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
The Mod may make mistakes - please point out any mistakes gently. Mistakes will be corrected where possible.
That said, have fun, and remember the games tone.
Game Setup:
Player - Role
Mahud - Vadermath
Calodine - Hyperion
Nipplemelter - Caba'drin
Vieira - Magorian
Adaham - Seff
Magorian - Janus
Whoopin - Archonsod
Haresus - Lost-Lamb
Eternal - Pavlov
NomNom - Kronic
Ambalon - Kleidophoros
Grimmend - Jace
Bgfan - Moss
Role Descriptors:
You are Archonsod, former Administrator. Though deprived of your powers, you are still capable of putting people in their place while popular opinion holds you in regard. You can only be killed through a lynch.
You are Caba'drin, Administrator. With your account priviledges, you may ban any single other player on every odd numbered night.
You are Moss, Administrator. With your account priviledges, you may scout any single other player each night.
You are Vadermath, second half of the Balkan Tag Team. You may send PMs to your partner Hyperion [Calodine] up to three times per day/night cycle. Please send a cc to the narrator when you do so.
You are Hyperion, first half of the Balkan Tag Team. You may send PMs to your partner Vadermath [MahuD] up to three times per day/night cycle. Please send a cc to the narrator when you do so.
You are The Most Sinister Mr. Pavlov. Due to your control of the Pavenis, and it having the rights of a full Citizen of TW, all of your votes are secretly counted twice.
You are Kronic, the Gamer. Through your influence with your streaming channel, you can have someone lynched when they have half of the votes required (>25% of players) by sending the narrator a PM. This will end the day and otherwise work as a standard lynch. Due to your terrible scheduling, this is only possible with a two day cooldown after use.
You are Magorian, the Shepherd. Through your reasoning and logical arguments, you can back someone's character when they're under attack from others. This allows you to protect one player per night.
You are Seff, Danish flirt. You will show up as innocent to Scouts, and may send a single PM to any one player once per day/night cycle. They are allowed to make one reply to this PM. Please send a cc to the narrator when you do so.
You are Jace, fluffy sheep. You may use your website logs to compare IP addresses to accounts, and thus scout one player every night.
You are Janus, Forum Manager. By tweaking the forum databases, you can apply one bonus role from the following list to another player per night, along with an anonymous PM.
You may only give one role to any given player, and may not use the same role twice. You may not give roles to yourself. Furthermore, your partner Kleidophoros [Your Nightmare] may convert people to your side, and you may converse at night.
- Tiberius Decimus Maximus - You are TDM, the penitent. After being banned, they will respawn after one full day cycle. Only works once.
- Mahud - You are Mahud, the wildcard. Due to the oddities of your train of thought, people scanning you will receive a random result.
- Calodine - You are Calodine, the Southern Poof. You'd turn up late to your own funeral if you could, and in fact do. When you are banned, you're allowed to stick around for the first six hours of the next day.
- Earl of Rochester - You are EoR, the lovable rogue. You're immune to being killed by anything other than a lynch, but alas, your star burnt too bright and too fast. You will delete your account at the end of the second night after receiving this role.
- Adaham - You are Adaham, the Ace. Your wolf hunting skills have been useful in the forum purge, and when you go down, you'll take whoever's responsible with you. The person who places the closing vote on you, or attacks you at night, will be banned too.
You are Kleidophoros, Administrator. You and Janus are tasked with restoring order, and you may convert others to your cause. This has a 100% success rate, but irrecovarably drops by 20% each consecutive night of use.
Therefore, using your power at every opportunity will permanently damage your performance, and this should be considered when making a choice. Your partner Janus [Magorian] and you may converse at night.
Night time discussion threads were here for the wolves and here for the converters.
Night Actions
Night One:
Grimmend scouts Whoopin, gets result of Archonsod!
Whoopin is Converted!
Facemelter kills Cadoline!
Wolves nom Cadoline!
Magorian gives Adaham the Adaham role!
Vieira protects himself!
Night Two
Magorian gives Grimmend the Earl of Rochester role!
Wolves nom Ambalon!
Vieira protects Ambalon!
Grimmend scouts Magorian, gets result of Janus!
Night Three
Facemelter kills Eternal!
Facemelter is converted!
Wolves nom Vieira!
Grimmend scouts Facemelter, gets result of Caba'Drin!
Vieira protects Whoopin!
Magorian gives Whoopin the TDM role!
Also, Redcoat-Mic falls off a cliff.