Taleworldsism

[Orcus]

It's quite simple, really:

1. Armagan created the world.
2. If you die a good person, you go to Turkey.
3. If you die a bad person, you decay.

[ArabArcher35]

I'm not going to comment, because there are to be "no attacks on religion whatsoever", even if it's REALLY ******** stupid.

[Orcus]

Feel free to attack it. We retaliate swiftly.

[Highlander]

If we die, we go to Calradia!

good person
    |               Swadian
    |               khergit
    |               steppe/mountain etc bandit
    |               river pirate
   \/               Vaegir
bad person

[ArabArcher35]

Looks like Talewordldism just had its first Schism.

[Highlander]

Bad people are Vaegirs...?

Time for mass collateral genocide, boys, bring your halberds!

no, Bad people become Vaegirs,
to live in shame forever

[Orcus]

Do not blaspheme, my sons. We are all a big family.

[An4Sh]

If anything, Swadians are the scum of the earth.

[Highlander]

We were a big family, untill some Vaegir rats decided to found their own little kindom.

[InferiorBeing]

Awww, dear God. Stop the whole ******** Swadia vs Vaegir thing. It's gotten old as shit.

[Sir Prince]

Being an expert on creating your own religion (okay, not really but I have experiance) I shall hlep you out. NO swadia vs vaegir!

1. Armagan created the world.
2. If you die a good person, you go to Calradia.
3. If you die a bad person, you are used as AI troops in Mount&Blade.

[Highlander]

Awww, dear God. Stop the whole ******** Swadia vs Vaegir thing. It's gotten old as shit.

oh, oh, the good old neutral peasants of Zendar, when we finally got the Vaegirs back in slavery, we'll get you too.

[Highlander]

Not to mention that your cavalry rides on cows compared to our chargers.

[Stonewall382]

Bad people are Vaegirs...?

Time for mass collateral genocide, boys, bring your halberds!

no, Bad people become Vaegirs,
to live in shame forever

**** that!  To arms, corpse-******!

[Leprechaun]

Let us instead have a schism. Swadia will become like unto the Roman Catholic Church, and Vaegir will become like unto the Orthodox Church. But both will become like unto Crusaders against the false religions of every other religion, in the name of The Father (Armagan), The Mother (Ipek) and the Holy Program (Mount & Blade)


I propose this prayer:

Our Father, who art in trendy pyjamas, hallowed be thy game. Thy World Fame as the greatest programmer ever come, thy programming be bug-free, on Earth as it is in Turkey. Give us this month our several-monthly update, and forgive us our bannable offences, as we ban those who commit bannable offences among us. And lead us not to RTS, but deliver us from R:TW, for thine is the swanky new office, the forum and the copyright, until such a time as it expires. Fhtagn.