Poor Maddy's Almanac (Guide and Collection of Stuff)

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Poor Maddy's Almanac

Index
Chapter 1: Basics​
Chapter 2: Kingdoms​
Chapter 3: Economics ​
Chapter 4: Experiences of mine that may help you.
Chapter 5: Viewer Entries​

Chapter 1: Basics

The basics of Persistent World v4 are, don't get killed, kill first, don't get taxed, tax others, or the better of the 3, make money to become the most glamorous Aristocrat/Knight of all the land! Since most people play on the RCC server, the layout of the map goes like this, there are 4 castles, Wooden, Stone Drawbridge, Sand Drawbridge (Sometimes called yellow), and Commoners Redoubt (Getting fancy now, Maddy?). Near the Stone Drawbridge is the easiest way to make money, the mines, just watch out for bandits, they are hawks, birds of prey on commoners! Use axes to cut down trees to make less but faster money, quantity or speed? Your choice. Now there are 4 factions, controlled by powerful lords and armies, either they are friendly and offer jobs and protection, or tyrannic and offer death and taxes. Make sure to watch out for these "Groups of Vultures". Your best bet to survive is to band together with other commoners and form a type of caravan to protect yourselves. The biggest goal of Persistent world was to make a realistic medieval society full of rolepaying, well thats not what it is, Kingdoms constantly go to war and make the server sort of deathmatch, sometimes, other times it is a realistic roleplaying experience, and that is what PW is truly about.

Chapter 2: Kingdoms

Now lets go into more detail about Kingdoms, there are many ways to join or lead a faction. To join a faction, you must go to their castle and become one of the "classes" such as, archer, footman, man at arms, doctor, and engineer! If that faction does not own a castle, you must find the mercenary mace to join them. Leading a faction seems easy, but from my experience it is not. Calming the realm down, making sure no civil wars break out, defending your borders, diplomacy and more lay on a leaders shoulders, if he is a good one, of course. To be a successful leader you must gather every man in the Kingdom and make sure they have a part in everyday affairs, whether it be economics, military, or diplomatic. Making sure your men are loyal and willing to fight is vital, being a charismatic leader is a great leader. Letting your men speak their opinions and listening to them is a good way to make them feel, like they are actually doing something important and working towards a common goal. Being a leader is hard, but the spoils are worth it ten times over.

Chapter 3: Economics

Now the economy in PW is a complicated idea. Players make the weapons, players make the logs, planks, iron, and countless other items. Helping out your Kingdom by making weapons is the best way to gain rank in a Kingdom. Putting in your time to contribute to something bigger, will make you someone your leader can trust, and is a goal you should work for. Cutting down a log, selling it, it has to be easy, right? Wrong, bandits, RDMers, and rogue faction members will kill and tax you on sight, having protection isnt something to be thought of lightly. Once you sell your wood, get a good few thousand gold, what now? Depending on what you want to do, you could become a Neutral Knight, or join a faction. Becoming a neutral knight is a rare thing to see now-a-days. Neutral knights act as mercenarys, or just as Guardians On Commoners shoulders. Anything else you would want to do would be up to you.

Chapter 4: My Experiences

I have done many weird, obstract, and ridiculous things in Persistent World. I once declared the Commoners Socialist Workers Party, and announced a revolution against the tyrannic Green Empire, gathering a total of 9 members, we, only commoners, took over a castle. Until I was captured, i was questioned, given chances to live, but i refused all options. Eventually i escaped to find my revolution quenched, a sad day in History. I once roleplayed a cannibal, a easy way to do this (Really, you WANT to teach them how?) is to lure people with the word of Free Money. Once there, you trap them and kill them all, only to eat their flesh and bones, unfortunately, in my case they sent a posse of sorts to kill me, they succeeded... These probably wont help you, but i thought it would be a good way to leave off, any comments and suggestions will be happily accepted! Thanks for reading, and i hope i may have helped you.

Chapter 5: Weird Ass ****e! Viewer Material

Submitted by Suspicious Pilgrim, how to rape children as a apple seller.
"Pst, wanna buy some apples? They're nice and firm and fresh... and plump... squeezable yes..."
"uh yeah sure"
"Ah yes, these apples are oxygenated and taste bad, lets go to my.. cool... storeage house..."
"k"
*goes to my house, guy looks around room for apples and I block the door*
*pulls out dagger and says* "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."


Epic guide on how to help Outlaws as a TW.

- Gather up a band of town watch (2-3 ) and go patrol.
- Seek a outlaw preferably without weapon, preferably a women but if you don't find, just pick a random commoner girl, OR a man/dog/priest ect ...
- Force him to follow you ( Taxe is optional ,  but you may do it )
- Buy her/his good news clothes so we can see a bit of skin.
- Put it in jail.
- Go in jail with 1 or 2 fellows.
- Make Her/his pay his debt to society via molesting, raping, butt *** and stuff.
- ????
- PROFIT

Bonus :
If the sinner complain about human right and stuff. Say.
"- I AM THE LAW. AND I SAY. TW ARE LEGALLY ABOVE IT"
Submitted by Aldric
 
Me and my brother used the character "Mr. Apples", a rapist under the disguise of an apple seller. Here was a typical rape.



"Pst, wanna buy some apples? They're nice and firm and fresh... and plump... squeezable yes..."
"uh yeah sure"
"Ah yes, these apples are oxygenated and taste bad, lets go to my.. cool... storeage house..."
"k"
*goes to my house, guy looks around room for apples and I block the door*
*pulls out dagger and says* "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."
 
Suspicous Pilgrim said:
Me and my brother used the character "Mr. Apples", a rapist under the disguise of an apple seller. Here was a typical rape.



"Pst, wanna buy some apples? They're nice and firm and fresh... and plump... squeezable yes..."
"uh yeah sure"
"Ah yes, these apples are oxygenated and taste bad, lets go to my.. cool... storeage house..."
"k"
*goes to my house, guy looks around room for apples and I block the door*
*pulls out dagger and says* "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."

And this is why you avoid Czar.
 
Glad you guys like it. Might add some of the.. "viewer" material as well :wink:
 
Suspicous Pilgrim said:
Me and my brother used the character "Mr. Apples", a rapist under the disguise of an apple seller. Here was a typical rape.



"Pst, wanna buy some apples? They're nice and firm and fresh... and plump... squeezable yes..."
"uh yeah sure"
"Ah yes, these apples are oxygenated and taste bad, lets go to my.. cool... storeage house..."
"k"
*goes to my house, guy looks around room for apples and I block the door*
*pulls out dagger and says* "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."
+1
 
Suspicous Pilgrim said:
"Pst, wanna buy some apples? They're nice and firm and fresh... and plump... squeezable yes..."
"uh yeah sure"
"Ah yes, these apples are oxygenated and taste bad, lets go to my.. cool... storeage house..."
"k"
*goes to my house, guy looks around room for apples and I block the door*
*pulls out dagger and says* "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS."
:lol:
 
I can suggest.

Epic guide on how to help Outlaw as a TW.



- Gather up a band of town watch (2-3 ) and go patrol.
- Seek a outlaw preferably without weapon, preferably a women but if you don't find, just pick a random commoner girl, OR a man/dog/priest ect ...
- Force him to follow you ( Taxe is optional ,  but you may do it )
- Buy her/his good news clothes so we can see a bit of skin. 
- Put it in jail.
- Go in jail with 1 or 2 fellows.
- Make Her/his pay his debt to society via molesting, raping, butt *** and stuff.
- ????
- PROFIT

Bonus :
If the sinner complain about human right and stuff. Say.
"- I AM THE LAW. AND I SAY. TW ARE LEGALLY ABOVE IT"
 
The single most effective method I've used...
Get 3.2k
Become Engineer
Buy iron ore
Process
Sell iron bars
Repeat many many times

And since you're making so much money, just give 1k to every random person you see, and this prevents you from getting killed, and also gets you protection.
 
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