ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution

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Zimke Zlovoljni said:
Theoditus said:
Vadermath said:
Am I the only one who gets turned off whilst seeing a black man's penis in porn? I go all "Awww, I'm never gonna be hung like that" and my **** gets kinda wobbly.

You'll have to imagine it is orc pounding elf chick, then it gets interesting again.
That actually didn't came on my mind, interesting perspective I must admit, you sir are a genious, a true master fapper!

Yeah, project it into a fantasy and you don't have to worry about not being born as a well hung black man.



... unfortunately that tactic comes with couple of ill side effects... your human paladin or halfing thief will never be confident to themself again, because deep down inside they know, they will never be that well hung orc warrior..
 
Fap, you say?

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Nemesis said:
That made me think about Red Dead Redemption and the amount of times 'fine' was used when talking about horses.

Yeah, I bet Uncle had sex with horses and Seth had sex with dead horses.

 
What is this Blasphemy? Nevermind, I don't care.

Well it seems unjust though if we do not post pictures of some of the most fappable forumites in TaleWorlds existance.

Someone get Pavlov's pics up here, or the man himself. He's the prince of perversion is he not?
 
Nice blasphemy i must say! Do you...blasphem?

Now, here are some fappable avatars for all of you little ****ers
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