ONANIA: or, the Heinous SIN of Self Pollution

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Hallo my good forumites,
surely you ask yourself why this tread exist! It is quite reasonable actually...


Here is how it started...


One of the "older" forum members recently asked what is that "fapping". Then I realised that fapping (masturbation, onania) is one of the most frequent activities all of you little boys and girls do, and we need to help our older members to remember what fapping is, and for what that hanging thing between legs is used.






Chapter 1

The Truth!

Let there be no confusion, for Onania is The Heinous Sin of Self-Pollution, And has Frightful Consequences! We defile our own Bodies ourselves with this shameful Action it destroys conjugal Affection, perverts natural Inclination, and tends to extinguish the Hopes of Posterity!  Beware the Danger of committing so capital a Crime, for God sees everything!





Chapter 2

The Turth!

I wont fool you boys and girls, I do it, really I do!
But don't be afraid, I love you all, and I will do it while thinking of you, especially Burgass <3

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..and some few more.. yes, all of you noticed how loving and good I am..



Chapter 3

The Question?

Why would we do that? Because it make us feel...

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..simple as that...oh and the devil make us do it.. I love that dude!
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Chapter 4

Handwork

How do we do it?
Well boys and girls, just face down towards "the masturbation area"..
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now when you did,
slowly put your hand down, and watch how our friend Kermit and his girlfriend explain you all...
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Quite easy, is it!? But I am sure most of you already know this.






Chapter 5

Congratz!

Now you "officially" now the basics, practice is a different story, but let's play along,
congratz you little ****ers!
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BUT! Be aware, pictures are better then movies, pictures will let your imagination go wild, movies will make you numb eventually,kill your desire,and... oh... and the stress when you see a hideous actors "rear end" is going to leave scars on your beautiful minds.


Chapter 6

Now this is the chapter for you to fill in, how often do you do it, when, where, who do you think of when you do it, and most important of all, pictures, post as many of them you like.


But don't forget, censor them or the mighty BANHAMMER will crush you all, what would Majhudeen say... MAGGOTS!






Theme song
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<3

To move things around, I like fapping to a fine ass, Danath has brought us more then few of the same in the glorious Dat Arse tread, thank you Burgass for the same, so here is a small gift for all of you fappers around..
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Am I the only one who gets turned off whilst seeing a black man's penis in porn? I go all "Awww, I'm never gonna be hung like that" and my **** gets kinda wobbly.

Also nice thread, Zimke.
 
Absolutely not! Big fat snake is a huge  turn-off for me, instant spermicide, hammer in the nuts, monkey killer... but on the other hand
hand job jokes in waiting
a good old white **** in a black ass is one of the most pleasing sights.
 
Vadermath said:
Am I the only one who gets turned off whilst seeing a black man's penis in porn? I go all "Awww, I'm never gonna be hung like that" and my **** gets kinda wobbly.

Yeah, me too. Except it's not out of dissatisfaction, but rather empathetic notions coupled with the fear that if the woman's pubic hair were a bit too coarse his **** would pop as easily as an overinflated balloon.
 
True, true, a faul thing the black monster is.

Also the big problem young fappers can encounter, and most of us had or will have that grim faith,
walking in on fap session by parents!

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Vadermath said:
Am I the only one who gets turned off whilst seeing a black man's penis in porn? I go all "Awww, I'm never gonna be hung like that" and my **** gets kinda wobbly.

You'll have to imagine it is orc pounding elf chick, then it gets interesting again.
 
Finaz said:
I sense capitalism-fueled materialist unpurity in this thread. Purge the fools who would be turned off by Raz's monstercock.

I also find it a bit true how fapping to pictures seems to be a more wholesome endeavour.
 
Theoditus said:
Vadermath said:
Am I the only one who gets turned off whilst seeing a black man's penis in porn? I go all "Awww, I'm never gonna be hung like that" and my **** gets kinda wobbly.

You'll have to imagine it is orc pounding elf chick, then it gets interesting again.
That actually didn't came on my mind, interesting perspective I must admit, you sir are a genious, a true master fapper!
 
Zimke Zlovoljni said:
I have heard about this Seff person, is he real or is it a myth, they say he likes little children, young and fresh,in any case I haven't had that pleasure of encountering him.

Oh c'mon, you've got to have seen him. He's been posting quite a lot lately. And he doesn't like young children, he likes girls from the age 15 onwards :razz:
 
It's a masturbation tread, you need to arouse us so we could make fapping festival .

Vadermath said:
And he doesn't like young children, he likes girls from the age 15 onwards :razz:
Young girls...they are always interesting because of good looks and naiveness, but I'd trade any of them for an experienced cat like Kylie Minogue , 42 and still makes me tingle in  a weird place.

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