Hallo my good forumites,
surely you ask yourself why this tread exist! It is quite reasonable actually...
Here is how it started...
One of the "older" forum members recently asked what is that "fapping". Then I realised that fapping (masturbation, onania) is one of the most frequent activities all of you little boys and girls do, and we need to help our older members to remember what fapping is, and for what that hanging thing between legs is used.
Chapter 1
The Truth!
Let there be no confusion, for Onania is The Heinous Sin of Self-Pollution, And has Frightful Consequences! We defile our own Bodies ourselves with this shameful Action it destroys conjugal Affection, perverts natural Inclination, and tends to extinguish the Hopes of Posterity! Beware the Danger of committing so capital a Crime, for God sees everything!
Chapter 2
The Turth!
I wont fool you boys and girls, I do it, really I do!
But don't be afraid, I love you all, and I will do it while thinking of you, especially Burgass <3
..and some few more.. yes, all of you noticed how loving and good I am..
Chapter 3
The Question?
Why would we do that? Because it make us feel...
..simple as that...oh and the devil make us do it.. I love that dude!
Chapter 4
Handwork
How do we do it?
Well boys and girls, just face down towards "the masturbation area"..
now when you did,
slowly put your hand down, and watch how our friend Kermit and his girlfriend explain you all...
Quite easy, is it!? But I am sure most of you already know this.
Chapter 5
Congratz!
Now you "officially" now the basics, practice is a different story, but let's play along,
congratz you little ****ers!
BUT! Be aware, pictures are better then movies, pictures will let your imagination go wild, movies will make you numb eventually,kill your desire,and... oh... and the stress when you see a hideous actors "rear end" is going to leave scars on your beautiful minds.
Chapter 6
Now this is the chapter for you to fill in, how often do you do it, when, where, who do you think of when you do it, and most important of all, pictures, post as many of them you like.
But don't forget, censor them or the mighty BANHAMMER will crush you all, what would Majhudeen say... MAGGOTS!
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