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Nash

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If you could freeze time at will....
« on: April 03, 2006, 09:55:35 pm »
what would you steal and how often would you steal?

Personally, I would steal computers, xbox360s and a massive TV. I would steall all day until I was physically unable to carry anything or until my house was getting too full of stuff.

If you wouldn't steal (which I doubt), what would you do with your new power/gift?
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Quote from: Locke on July 14, 2008, 07:25:42 pm
Quote from: Folthrik on July 14, 2008, 06:56:34 pm
Hey, I'm American and I'm not what you would call fat. I'm 107 pounds and 5'3". No lie.

EDIT: Although YES I am short.  :lol:

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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2006, 10:03:23 pm »
I'd undress everybody on the street, take their clothes, and push the 'play' button again
That, or getting as much money as possible and live a biljardair's life on Easter Egg island :P
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2006, 10:04:17 pm »
<insert post about girl shower rooms>
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 10:05:20 pm »
Quote from: Raz on April 03, 2006, 10:03:23 pm
I'd undress everybody on the street, take their clothes, and push the 'play' button again


hehe, I was thinking that, but I'd put some of them in "compromising" positions
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Quote from: Locke on July 14, 2008, 07:25:42 pm
Quote from: Folthrik on July 14, 2008, 06:56:34 pm
Hey, I'm American and I'm not what you would call fat. I'm 107 pounds and 5'3". No lie.

EDIT: Although YES I am short.  :lol:

Quiet fatty. Men are talking.

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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 10:06:42 pm »
I'd masturbate on the roof of a supermarket while laughing menacingly. Then again, I do that already.
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 10:08:54 pm »
Reminds me of a Dean Koontz book I read a while back... I think the name was Tick Tock. It was about a crazy guy that could make time go so slowly that it seemed to be halted, and do all kinds of evil stuff.
Pretty good book actually.
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 10:26:39 pm »
Probably earn myself alot of money by tampering the lotteries, then help stop crooks, then beat the world record for the fastest ejakulation, basic stuff really...
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2006, 10:48:18 pm »
Probably wouldn't bother stealing anything. Why would you when you could rip the clothes off every fit woman you see and get away with it  :roll:
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2006, 10:52:15 pm »
Maybe a little ripping of clothes, a little stealing - i like to dabble in quite a few things. I'd kill a few world leaders, and eat the brains of various animals and the odd human. I'd also lock everyone from one lucky village into a few caravans, drive the caravans to the top of everest (which is possible!) and see what happens.
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2006, 10:54:25 pm »
I wouldn't merely undress people.  I would swap their clothes, granted that would require a little more effort, but it would be well worth it.  :P 
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2006, 10:58:01 pm »
Quote from: Worbah on April 03, 2006, 10:06:42 pm
I'd masturbate on the roof of a supermarket while laughing menacingly. Then again, I do that already.


Hahahaha!!! We think alike.... :P
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2006, 11:09:28 pm »
I think I'd start fights by walking into really tough bars and and punch people in the face.  Then unfreeze time and let them wail on each other.  No masturbation involved.
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2006, 11:11:03 pm »
Quote from: Professor Jumbo on April 03, 2006, 10:54:25 pm
I wouldn't merely undress people.  I would swap their clothes, granted that would require a little more effort, but it would be well worth it.  :P 


 It would make everything I intended to do later rather difficult though :)
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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2006, 11:16:06 pm »
Quote from: Rory on April 03, 2006, 11:09:28 pm
I think I'd start fights by walking into really tough bars and and punch people in the face.  Then unfreeze time and let them wail on each other.  No masturbation involved.


haha, I was thinking something similar. I would get into fights myself though, and freeze time when they threw a punch, move behind them, unfreeze and smakc 'em right in the back of the head.....in fact, I'd enter the UFC and use that strategy,lol
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Quote from: Locke on July 14, 2008, 07:25:42 pm
Quote from: Folthrik on July 14, 2008, 06:56:34 pm
Hey, I'm American and I'm not what you would call fat. I'm 107 pounds and 5'3". No lie.

EDIT: Although YES I am short.  :lol:

Quiet fatty. Men are talking.

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Re: If you could freeze time at will....
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2006, 11:17:44 pm »
I wish I could freeze time. Then I could use it for studying.
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